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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Still a no on the number?”

    He laughs, and glances down before meeting Tom’s eyes again. “Maybe next week.”

    The grin he receives is bright and more genuine than he’s seen on Ryder since meeting him.

    “I’ll hold you to that, Ryland.”

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    I wanted a long semi-angsty starstruck fic in which they are genuinely in love, so I wrote one.

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    31 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    The teacher stumbled back, hands rising. He had managed to crash into someone in his hurry to leave before anyone else confused him for his brother on this damned set, “Sorry, didn't see you th-"

    “Who, are you?”

    Blue eyes met another set of blue, the colour more vibrant than his own. Ryland quickly connected the dots, eyeing the very same outfit that Colt was wearing staring right back at him.

    “My brother,” Colt answered before he could.

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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    “Are you filming in the area?” he asks.

    “Oh yeah,” Tom waves a hand vaguely, “Top secret Hollywood stuff, though. Can’t just tell any fans. Even if they’re family of my friends, right? Sorry, man.”

    From what Ryland had heard, ‘friends’ was the last thing Colt would consider him and Tom, but he doesn’t voice that, instead just nodding politely.

    “I understand,” he says, even though he definitely does not, “But, uh, if it’s not too much to ask— I’m assuming you drove here— do you think you could give me a lift to my work? It’s just a five minute drive, but I bike, so I need—”

    “Need me to be your knight in shining armour,” Tom finishes, nodding confidently.

     

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    Dating your co-worker is probably unethical. Dating your brother’s co-worker, however…

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    26 May 2026

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    “Nice work today, fall guy!”

    As he passed, Tom leant down and smacked the guy's ass hard enough to make him stumble, grinning to himself at his own endless skill to get on Colt’s nerves. He ducked around Colt and made to keep on walking, expecting the typical grumble and snarky comment from behind him.

    Except there wasn’t a grumble, though - instead, Colt Seavers fucking squeaked.

     

    Or - Tom Ryder doesn't know Colt has a twin.

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    26 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    Peter Parker's new upstairs neighbor is too nice, too tall, and keeps leaving first-aid kits by his door like he knows something.

    Clark Kent's downstairs neighbor is too skinny, too tired, and keeps coming home bleeding through his hoodie like he thinks no one notices.

    It takes a broken rib, a bent skillet, and one very awkward conversation for them to realize they're both dorks and nerds.

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    21 May 2026