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    “Sweetheart,” Alex says gently, “A blindfolded six-year-old would beat you in a fight right now. I’m not worried about you running off with my twelve tons of textbooks and empty coffee cups.”
    Henry makes a valiant effort to glare at him, but his eyes flutter shut and he frowns like he’s not sure how it happened. He manages to blink them back open and says, “I’m fine.”
    “You’re dead on your fuckin’ feet. Tell me what day it is and I’ll let you walk outta here on your own.”
    “Um.”
    Alex snorts. “Nice effort. Come on. I’m taking you to my room.” He picks up Henry’s bag and slings it over his shoulder with his own, and Henry gives him a squinty little frown. “Stop being cute,” Alex says.
    “You stop being cute,” Henry mumbles. Then, “Fuck. Fine, I need a nap.”


    Alex steals a bag, makes a friend and learns some things about himself.
    Henry… meets a disaster and decides to keep him.

    Featuring: chaotic friends & friendly thievery, queer found family, so much teasing, spicy Mexican food, cheeky teenagers, communication & boundaries, silly sea animals, and conversations about attraction & identity

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    26 Apr 2026

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    He can’t believe he’s doing this.

    He can’t believe he’s doing this.

    How he went from searching for art models to an an escort site, he’ll never fucking know. All Alex knows is now he’s reading about Edward Windsor, a male escort with his own website: Windsor Escort Service.

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    15 May 2025

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    There’s a man in Henry’s bedroom. That, itself, isn’t noteworthy. He’s become rather proficient at smuggling men in and out of his room at Kensington Palace and his first-year flat at Oxford.

    It’s not even especially noteworthy that the man is quite arresting. For better or worse, Henry’s title and reputation tend to help him pull gorgeous men with somewhat astonishing frequency. This man is, of course, particularly gorgeous. He’s tall, with olive skin, dark hair, and a bone structure that would send the old masters into a frenzy of pigments, linseed oil, and canvas.

    But, perhaps, the most noteworthy thing is that the man in Henry’s bedroom is quickly and awkwardly wiping his eyes with the backs of his hands. That he seems just as surprised to see Henry as Henry is to see him.

    Or, the handwavey, time-travelly, astral-projectiony, canon-smooshy AU nobody asked for, but we're giving it to you anyway.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    Henry can’t help it—he lets out a laugh and shakes his head. Beta Sigma Chi being a safe space is about as likely as the Republicans championing queer rights. “Right, and who’s this new president that somehow managed to turn around an entire fraternity?”

    Pez winces. She hesitates at first, but then she must decide on something because her chin juts out. “Well,” she says slowly. “It’s Alexander Claremont-Diaz.”

    Henry laughs so hard he almost falls off his seat.

    Or, Henry Fox learns to fall in love with everything that is Alexander Claremont-Diaz, even if he insists on calling Henry "dude".

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    26 Sep 2024

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    As he’s pulling out his textbook, a shadow crosses over Alex’s bag. Before he can look up, a warm, distinctly accented voice asks, “more exams?”

    “They never stop,” Alex says. He looks up at Henry, who is grinning down at him with his arms crossed over his chest. If Alex notices the way his shirt is pulled taught over his broad shoulders then that is no one’s business. Henry glances at his textbook, and Alex finds himself angling it so Henry can see better. “Criminal procedure. It’s about–”

    Henry leans one arm on the table, and his blonde hair flops down into his eyes. He’s studying the book cover like he’s the one with the exam, and this close Alex can see a tiny mole on his upper lip. “Uh… criminal… procedures.”

    The corner of Henry’s lip quirks up and – Jesus Christ. “You don’t say?”

    [or: Alex is a law student and Henry works at the library. Naturally, they're smitten]

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    15 Sep 2024