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    Blinking until his vision cleared, Tobirama slowly sat up, his head pounding away. Whose voice was he hearing? Where was he? Looking around, he felt his skin break out into chills, hair rising on the back of his neck. This had to be some sort of genjutsu. Bringing his hand up, he spoke aloud for the first time since 'waking up' here. “Kai.”

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    “Tobirama, do you have any input you'd like to discuss?” Hashirama asked, tilting his head. He'd been expecting a bit of a fight from both of them honestly, but his little brother just seemed resigned at this point.

    Blinking and settling his gaze onto his brother, Tobirama pressed his lips together. “You've already mentioned that we had to take the mission, Hokage-sama. Therefore I've nothing further to add that may sway your decision in this.” He replied.

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    Tobirama, forced into a mating run, runs towards his alpha.

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

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    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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