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we find ourselves in the same doorways by Somanywords
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Mar 2026
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They kicked him out at midnight. Said sixteen hours was enough and to go sleep. Steve went, for the sake of not pissing anyone off any more than he already had, and also because Bucky deserved some privacy even though he was stuck in a fish tank, and because the stupid environment-mimicking lights did cause headaches after sixteen hours.
He hadn’t thought—he hadn’t thought it would be like this, that was all.
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16 Mar 2026
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Nameless by theirwolf
Fandoms: Bride of Frankenstein (1935), Universal Monsters Universe, Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios, Frankenstein & Related Fandoms, Universal Monsters: The Bride of Frankenstein Lives (Attraction), Universal Monsters: Eternal Bloodlines (Attraction)
27 Sep 2024
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“Do you have a name?”
She pauses, considers the question. She knows what names are, knows each and every part of her once had their own names. Cannot recall a single one.
“No. The men who…awakened me - they called me the Bride of Frankenstein.”
The other woman snorts but the harshness of the sound and roll of her eyes indicates she doesn’t actually find that revelation funny. “I’m not calling you that.”
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21 Oct 2024
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*Marge Simpson with potato*
I just think it's neat.
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Two unexpected visitors disrupt Elsa's day.
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Nerys comes to Donna's Christmas Eve party and tries to understand her new household dynamics.
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A Match Made in Topeka by galwednesday
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Sep 2016
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Slowly, inexorably, the twine ball kept rolling. It smashed into the wooden gazebo supports, which cracked and buckled on impact like they were made out of styrofoam. The ball bounced down down the gazebo steps and picked up speed as it rolled into the street.
“Oh shit,” Sam said.
The purple-stained side of the ball burst into flames.
“Oh shit,” Steve said.
The twine ball barreled forward, burning merrily, now headed straight for the armored SUV that had been advancing up the street. The agents inside took one look at the flaming wrecking ball heading towards them and bailed out, forced to abandon their cover to avoid the most ignominious death in Hydra history.
(That time Steve was so bad at confessing his feelings that the Winter Soldier had to come in from the cold to do it for him. In which Steve has the suaveness of a human tire fire, Sam has the patience of a goddamn saint, and Bucky has had it up to here with watching them dance around each other.
This was supposed to be a quick, goofy road trip romcom, but then I tripped over a lot of Sam and Steve and Bucky feelings, so now it’s a long, mostly-goofy road trip romcom. With a few explosions.)
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13 Jul 2022
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In a Roundabout Way by sara_holmes for Kangofu_CB, Flawedamythyst
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Aug 2021
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If Bucky Barnes thought he'd get one day of peace because Steve was out of state running a diplomatic networking and information exchange mission in Kentucky, he'd be wrong.
Sam, Tony and Clint tag along to help retrieve their incapacitated Captain and are predictably super helpful (Sam), moderately helpful (Tony) and 'trying to be helpful and making it worse' (Clint).
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
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Maisie's pretty sure her grandmother's new neighbors are spies.
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27 Sep 2021
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Have a Holly, Jolly Krampus by SmutLover
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Oct 2015
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It turns out the Avengers have even more in common than they thought. Arson is always a fine bonding experience. Phil is gonna get alcohol poisoning, keeping these assholes in line.
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11 Dec 2020
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AhahahahaHAHAHAHA
As the song says, we need a little Krampus.
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Vaccinate Your Fucking Kids by bisexualamy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
25 May 2016
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“Sam, these kids are trusting their parents to protect them,” Steve said, “and these parents are listening to this ‘Jenny McCarthy,’ and people like her, who are telling them that the best way to protect their kids is to stop them from getting one of the best things modern medicine has ever invented. I can’t just sit here drinking coffee and pretend I didn’t read about this.”
Sam, knowing what was about to happen and realizing he was going to get dragged into it too, sighed and stood up a little straighter. “So,” he said. “I guess the question I should be asking is: what are we going to do about it?”
(Or, the one where Aggressively Activist Steve Rogers finds out about anti-vaxxers and can't keep his mouth shut on the issue once he does.)
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Portrait Of The Artist As A Robot by copperbadge for KnottaHooker (KallanEboi)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
13 Dec 2013
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Dummy discovers self-expression through sculpture.
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- Part 8 of The Midnight Theatre
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08 Feb 2019
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I laughed until I hurt.
Also, and this is not a double entendre, I want Steve to teach ME about form and composition.
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Steve Rogers Is (Not) A Good Influence by attackofthezee (noxlunate)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
14 Aug 2018
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Steve’s left staring at the kid- Peter, his brain helpfully reminds him. The kid is staring back.
“So, you’re, like, Captain America, huh?” Peter asks, and he looks a little starstruck but less so than he did when he’d stared at Tony Stark’s jet taking off.
“Uh, yeah.” Steve says, staring hard at a spot just past the kid’s shoulder as he shoves his hands as deep as they can go into the pockets of his jeans. “Call me Steve.”
“Cool.” Parker breathes, and Steve tries not to think about just how badly this is going to go.
Aka Steve Rogers' American Tour Of Waiting For His Brainwashed Boyfriend To Come Back And Blowing Up Hydra is interrupted when Tony Stark dumps Peter Parker into his lap.
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Bookmarked by onethingconstant
10 Jan 2019
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Ahahahahaha Steve trying to make Peter eat vegetables and Peter pointing out that they're in Alabama and all the vegetables are fried.
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The Sergeant and the Captain by OddityBoddity
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
24 Oct 2014
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The Sergeant and the Captain, or, The True and Accurate Reports Chronicling the Well-being of the Shield-brothers James Barnes and Steven Rogers, Faithfully Submitted by Thor Odinson to Maria Hill, Director.
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Bookmarked by onethingconstant
03 Dec 2018
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I read this because of the Pratchett tag and I was not disappointed. Also, now I want a Breakfast Sandwich.
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It started out with Steve. Everything always did.
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Bookmarked by onethingconstant
19 Oct 2018
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HELLO.
"You can't have him!"
(This is perfect please read it and rattle your knitting needles in thanks to the small sock gods)
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If you can't procure your own illegal explosives, store-bought is fine.
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- Part 6 of snackfic
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“Manning a covert outpost is a very important job,” Carter says.
“It’s just until you heal up,” Steve says.
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” Bucky says.Series
- Part 5 of snackfic
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15 Sep 2018
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This is everything I didn't realize I needed. Hee!
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"What is Dottie not allowed to have?”
“Weapons,” comes the dutiful chorus from around the room.
“Which can include?”
“Letter openers, nail scissors, rolling pins, anything heavier than an espresso cup and anything sharper than a butterknife,” comes the slightly more disjointed chorus.
“She’s not allowed to have those either,” Angie says. “Not after last Tuesday.” Dottie, meeting Bucky’s gaze, rolls her eyes.
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Bucky Barnes Is Five Eleven, and Other Lies He Tells Supervillains by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics)
08 Aug 2018
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Sam Wilson trudged back into the house, dripping with sweat, stumbling out of his running shoes and stripping his shirt off as he went. He made it to the kitchen and pulled a carton of orange juice out of the fridge, got the cap off, and almost wore it instead when Bucky Fucking Barnes smacked him upside the back of the head.
“Use a glass, the rest of us gotta drink that,” Barnes complained, sliding a tumbler across the counter at him. “I don’t want your germs.”
Sam looked Barnes in the eye, raised the OJ, and took a healthy swig.
Bookmarked by onethingconstant
11 Aug 2018
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I am old enough to have bought Liefeld's godawful Cap run when it came out and THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT DESERVED. Read this when you feel like shit; you'll laugh until you pull something.
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Two Strays in Bucharest by AidaRonan
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jul 2018
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He hears the cry from a mile away. Desperate and high and wailing. He’s drawn to it like a moth to a lit match, his boots turning to follow before he can even think to question why.
(Or the one where I really really wanted Bucky to find a kitten because he deserves a soft lil pal.)
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06 Aug 2018
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Soft Bucky, warm Bucky, with a ball of fur...
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If Love Wants You: Melted Down to Stars by blessedharlot for coffeebean87
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Marvel
09 Feb 2017
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She shouldn’t stay. They shouldn’t say goodbye. She couldn’t bear it.
Or they should say goodbye… they should demand a better goodbye than they got before.
She was frozen in indecision.
She considered bolting for the door, right then. No explanation offered. Her just... gone. She deliberated it.
Nat realized then that he had backed away and turned his back to her. He stood there, busying himself with some small thing, and waiting. Her no-goodbye option had occurred to him too.
Not only had it occurred to him, he was offering it.
She deliberated.
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Thawing out is a process, for everyone involved. Natasha and Bucky finally face the cold together.
This story takes place about six months after the events of Captain America: Civil War.
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- Part 1 of If Love Wants You
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A Most Unusual Feline by kesomon
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Cat from Outer Space (1978)
30 Aug 2016
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The Asset is deployed on an assignment that doesn't quite go as expected.
Bucky Barnes wakes up very confused.