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"A small cabin sat in the middle of the woods, the windows dark and front door adorned with a few too many locks. A snow shovel leaned up against the siding, close enough to the door that whoever needed to use it wouldn’t have to trudge through the snow to get it. Three pairs of boots sat just inside on an old towel, melted snow dripping from the footwear and soaking the fabric they rested upon, despite having been sitting there for hours."
Where Tim, Brian, and Toby live together (against their wills, really) in the woods, carrying out the deeds of The Operator. Follow along to read about their lives outside of mindless killing, and more about how they survive together in ways they hate.
Featuring Tim's nicotine addiction, Brian's half-finished psychology major, and Toby's unrelenting trauma.
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Tommy fucks around.
Purpled finds out.AKA
The story in which Nothing Goes Wrong Ever I PromiseSeries
- Part 1 of Crimson Song Universe
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Taking the window as an escape route isn’t the most ideal option when one is seven flights up. Not unless there’s a local birdman outside providing aerial support. Then that changes everything. Then the window is the only sensible option.
And also the funniest, in terms of raising Phil’s blood pressure.
(Or, superhero au, three times Phil catches Wilbur, and one time he doesn’t.)
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10 Apr 2026
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this time it's a tweet cute by Owlwinter
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 May 2021
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Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending description
Sapnap: How much do you get paid to write those again?
George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here.--
Or: in which George is the Twitter Description Man, and Dream is the perpetually-trending Minecraft youtuber he has a love-hate relationship with.
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- English
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- 12,122
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- 6/6
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03 Apr 2026
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Narcissus fell in love with his reflection at first sight. And how could he not? He was as beautiful as a marble statue. This was not his mistake.
Narcissus did not recognize his reflection. He saw a beautiful thing and did not realize it was himself, and loved it like it could love back. This was his mistake.
c!Wilbur and NPD, told through reflections.
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30 Mar 2026
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From there, it’s all telltale. His name is called, he gets his drink. Quackity goes on with his life blissfully—after all, Wilbur has done nothing worth drawing his gaze. Quackity’s freckles are still not freckles, they’re moles, and Wilbur walks to the station with the promise of coming back without forgetting that. However many first meetings it takes.
Wilbur meets Quackity for the first time again and again and again.
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29 Mar 2026
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Phoenix Feathers (Who The Fuck Is Theseus?) by 1_Daedalus_3
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Mar 2026
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Tommy Schlatt, better known to the public as the Number Four hero Icarus, had a problem.
His dad, the Number two hero Dream, had signed him up to take on three heroes in training when he knew just how much he DIDN'T want to. I mean, there were already so many issues with the mere thought of it...
1: Tommy was only 16
2: Tommy never actually worked with others and was, quite frankly, dogshit at it
3: Tommy didn't want to watch them die when he ultimately failed
Icarus has only six months to train his interns and with each passing week, things start to change and get more dangerous for himself and his interns. Tommy doesn't even know if he can protect them while also protecting himself. With each passing month, Tommy seems to discover more about a hidden truth that seems to have been laying out in the open.
Or, hero Tommy becomes a teacher and learns that his entire life is a fucking lie
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16 Mar 2026
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Let's make clay figurines together by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Dec 2021
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After two months of art lessons, Tommy very much regretted choosing it as a GCSE.
Not because he was bad at it or anything—no he loved drawing—but it was his teachers. It was how his school taught art. Everything about it sucked the creativity out of it. It took away his choice of expression, forced him to write coursework about overrated, dead artists and their dogshit contemporary pieces.
But then he got a new teacher to sub into his Friday lessons.
He didn't think someone whose last name referred to the stuff in chimneys could make him love art again. Yet, Mr Wilbur Soot did.
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25 Feb 2026
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“Are you alright?”
Tommy glared up at his savior, a kid with black and white hair cut down the middle. He was holding out his hand, probably for Tommy to take, but Tommy ignored it, pushing himself off the ground.
“Oh, I’m just doing fantastic,” he said sarcastically.
The kid winced. “Yeah, uh, that’s probably a stupid question. Sorry, I’m sort of new to this hero thing. I’m Ranboo by the way.”
Tommy rolled his eyes. Marvelous. A hero.
“You do realize the chances of heroes surviving to see a happy ending are really low?” Tommy demanded, crossing his arms.
Or, the Hercules Au where Ranboo is trying to be a hero, and Tommy is just manipulated into trying to make sure Dream's plan of world domination worked out.
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- Part 6 of Tommyinnit as a Disney Princess
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Then another man is bounding over. Tall, skinny, just like Tommy, except a little bit taller. Brown curls pile upon his head and over his forehead. Tommy can see a strong nose, and a strong chin, and everything clicks as the man leans into Techno’s space and starts excitedly showing him the contents of a brown bakery bag.
“Oh my god! This is perfect!” Tommy exclaims, drawing the attention of the new, cooler man. Cooler because Tommy actually looks like this guy, a little bit, despite the man’s brown eyes and rounded glasses resting upon his nose.
“Excuse me,” Tommy says eagerly, practically bouncing on his feet. “Will you be my pretend-brother?”
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After getting into trouble at school, Tommy has to take his brother, Phil, to Parent's Night—except Phil is always working, and always exhausted, and Tommy doesn't want to burden him...
He'll just have to find a different brother for Parent's Night instead.
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Eret clenches their sword tighter for just a moment, yet their grip goes slack when they spot a flash of pale, almost white, skin, and dirty blond hair. Even more so, a stab of a red t-shirt.
Tommy.
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Or: Eret finds Tommy hidden in their attic in true raccoon fashion after he leaves prison. Recovery and fluff insues.
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- English
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20 Feb 2026
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Wasting Your Time by shutupanakin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Feb 2022
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“Wh— what?” Tommy choked out, his voice hoarse from the lack of use all day.
The man rolled his eyes, as if he didn’t just ask a completely impolite question. “I said, do you have any booze?”
Tommy sat still. He reached into his jacket pocket, his hand finding only a plastic pen. Could he stab this man with a plastic pen?
Tommy pulled said piece of plastic out, visibly holding it up. “I have a pen.” Something about the bemused look on the man's face made Tommy click it, and again, repeatedly.
click click click click click click click click—
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or; Tommy planned on dying. He meets Wilbur instead.
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- Part 1 of Jubilee Failed
- Part 1 of shutupanakin (writing edition)
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undo, underdog by Raayide
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Jul 2026
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UA has a rule—no quirkless students. It was added years ago, after much hemming and hawing about safety concerns and lessening blame in the inevitable circumstance of death. There's no real reason to remove it, not as the percentage of quirkless people plummets further and further.
Of course, this rule doesn't actually matter to Izuku, because he's got an analysis quirk.
As far as anyone knows.
The Plan is simple: have a quirk, become a hero, and avoid anyone who could disprove those first two things.
In hindsight, UA isn't a great choice. And that's before the villains.
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- English
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- 200,039
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- 8/9
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30 Jan 2026
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Tommy stands, blinking, in the foyer of this enormous, creaky, centuries-old house. He watches his foster parents of all of twelve hours sprint for the front door, battered by invisible attacks, shrieking like toddlers.
“Uh,” Tommy says, mostly to himself. “Oookay.”
Well. He’s got the house to himself. That’s an unexpected bonus.
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Tommy’s house is haunted. Tommy’s not too bothered by it—as it turns out, demons make pretty good roommates, and even better friends.
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- Part 3 of spooky scary skeletons
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- English
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29 Jan 2026
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Tommy goes on a quest to find the mysterious “golden dough” so he can make sure no one out-pizzas the hut…
Except… other pizza chains are after it too…
Maybe he’ll gain a family out of it :]
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27 Jan 2026
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"That's right. You don't mind this kind of cooperation, do you? Nothing is required of you: to go to social receptions with me and smile. Sometimes it happens that during such meetings I urgently need to be distracted by business and disappear for a while. Will you be able to occupy them with your absolutely wonderful person for this time?"
The villain looked with such concern and courtesy, as some time ago in the city. Tommy put on a smile at the praise and deciphered his task.
Distract everyone while Philza does his business like robberies and undermining the heroic system.
"Uh, well, that sounds cool," the boy shrugged. "And what will I get for it?"
"Home. Money that you have the right to dispose of as you please. Delicious food every day. A rich, luxurious life. Agree?"
Tommy bit his lip and looked down. Risky. Very, very risky.
Tommy is pleased that after his death he got into a novel he read once. In the end, he is a background character at most, and the whole drama of the plot certainly does not concern him.
But one day Philza Craft, the main antagonist of the story, comes and declares him his son.
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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- English
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- 76,419
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- 16/16
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10 Jan 2026
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The Dinner Party From Hell by Magnolia35
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
15 Jan 2022
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Ranboo finds out Dream’s escaped prison through the absolute worst way possible: he finds the man on his lawn.
It is deeply upsetting to step outside and trip onto a half-dead guy. And when the face of the man who’s been the bane of Ranboo’s life for the past few years stares up at him? Well, Ranboo shrieks and punches him right in the face.
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the fic featuring: a dinner party on crack with tommyinnit, ranboo and tubbo; the escaped prisoner who won’t get off ranboo’s lawn; ranboo’s trauma from the time he walked in on his boss making out with his husband’s boss; suspicious meat and philza minecraft getting KOed by said suspicious meat.
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10 Jan 2026
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I'll bet on losing dogs (I know they're losing and I'll pay for my place) by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Feb 2026
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Dream’s mask seems to be looking off into the distance, head raised with one hand held into the air, and the other grasped onto his sword, too little, too late. Technoblade stares at him with narrowed eyes, lip curled in a scowl, his tusks only adding to the image of danger. They are at a standstill, kept like statues, Wilbur only being able to lift his head up and witness.
“If you kick my son again,” Technoblade tells Dream, voice low. “I'm going to cut your head off.”
There’s no hint of a false word in his threat. Wilbur finds the protection over him comforting for a moment, his worries relieved, his fear settling. Then he catches onto the wording, and he remembers very well that son is not the word for Techno to have.
“…your what ."
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09 Jan 2026
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Letters Whispered To The Wind by mellomishka
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 Jan 2023
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“Kid. it’s 2am, now I know you have a nonexistent sleep schedule but c’mon bruh.”
“Oh. Sorry I didn’t realize the time.” he spoke sheepishly, “I can let you go.”
“Nah, nah, I’m up now. What do you need?”
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Ranboo's first semester of college has left him homesick. During a night of downward spiraling, he scrolls through his texts from his dad- sparking rescue mission.Series
- Part 1 of PeerPressure Duo Week
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06 Jan 2026