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The first time BigB saw Scar smile was in the orientation circle at the start of third life.
Scar wasn’t even looking at him. He was bustling excitedly in a random direction like everyone else, getting ready to collect materials and run into each other at random places and make teams and eventually kill each other.
The smile was excited, plain and simple. Scar was happy to be here, looking forward to the game. He had heard the pitch, heard the rules, signed the contract, felt the laws of the world plug into his code, and he was still expecting to have a good time.
That was dangerous, BigB decided.
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(This would not be the last time BigB makes this determination.
Scar's smile, it would seem, is dangerous as a rule.)
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Tell me you're joking by otherwiseldritch for DR34MIE_G0ATM4N
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
29 Apr 2026
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Y0u c@n m@k3 m3 @ g3ggfr13nd¡
“I don’t know if i can, honey, I’m sorry. But hey! I bet I could get Mariana to listen this time if we talk to him again-”
C@n y0u try¿ Pl3@s3¿
Well, his therapist’s professional opinion had been “don’t trigger a primal slime fear response for a party trick” but a gegg clone hardly counted as a full split, he’s so small! Plus, this wasn’t a party trick, this was for Flippa! (Besides, all Roier had to say these days was that his daughter was a monster. Probably. He stopped going to therapy a while ago, Flippa didn’t like it when he went.)
“I’ll try.”
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Worst Case Scenario by otherwiseldritch
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
06 Feb 2026
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“Woah woah woah! Back up. What part of my life makes you think I’d want to commit suicide?”
Joel gave Jimmy a funny look.
“Are you being serious?”
“Yes!”
The demon jolted in surprise. “Oh! My goodness! Well, uh. I mean. Where to start?” He started counting points off on his fingers. “You can’t hold down a job. Your ex is blatantly still in love with you. Your other ex thinks dating you was an insult to his intelligence. Your old cult keeps finding you. Grian’s still in your old cult. Grian thinks you can’t tell he’s still in your old cult. Your stalker’s still in your friendgroup. Your sister’s obnoxiously perfect. Everyone you know bullies you constantly. Grian again, but this time just because of his general personality. Uh. You ruin everything you’re involved with.”
“Excuse me?!”
“You can’t be that surprised!”
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Joel is a demon who thinks Jimmy really should kill himself.
Jimmy disagrees.
Eventually, they come to a sort of agreement.
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Eggxile, despite the original intention, isn't really lonely.
It used to be, but then Flippa returned and now Slimecicle has his beautiful egg daughter there!
Even that was lonely, but ever since the accident things have really been looking up!
Flippa's been going to school, and while she's there Slimecicle gets visitors from the mainland!
Slimecicle's life is perfect, really! Nothing ever goes wrong, the island is always beautiful, everyone is always happy to see him, and every day is like a dream.
Now if only (his bandages would stop itching, and) his brain would stop pointing out all those funny little (impossible) unnecessary details (that don't fit).
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Scott is a lot of things. He’s sharp, and mean, and he knows he can be judgemental and rude sometimes; but he is loyal, damn him, and he can’t even imagine betraying those he is close to. He can’t even picture abandoning them. And he knows it makes him predictable, but it’s the one thing he can’t force himself to do.
He can’t abandon Jimmy._____________
Or: Dogwarts want Scott on their side, and they're not known for asking nicely.Series
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06 Jun 2026
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Peak flower husbands and peak 3rd life badassery all around
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Tim never stops taking pictures of Jason.
He really can't help himself, even when Jason wants to kill him. Actually, Tim thinks that Jason wanting him dead only exacerbates the whole issue, but no one asks about it (because no one knows), so he never tells (and he never will).
This, at least. Tim always thinks. Let me have this, if nothing else.
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gotham doesn't let go of her own (not easily) by Sapphic_terror
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15 Sep 2024
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the soviet montage by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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"Listen, Mr. Rozanov." The general manager is talking out of the side of his mouth, his cigarette dropping ashes all over the hotel table. "We like you. We want you. We understand you are putting yourself under a fair amount of risk here, meeting with us like this. I hope it's obvious that if you play for us, we will set you up for a good life in Canada."
He pauses, looks Ilya in the eye. "But you have to understand, if you agree to this, you have to be prepared to leave with us right now."
Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey AU
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You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Apr 2016
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The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.
Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)
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