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After the war, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to a binding marriage. No one expects Harry Potter to offer himself—but he does. Out of duty, defiance, and something he can’t yet name.
It’s not love. But it might be something just as powerful.❤️Updates on Wednesdays❤️
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Draco sighed, “What do you want, Potter?”
“To talk.”
“Isn’t that what we’re doing now?” Draco asked, eyes flicking to the lift indicator. It had just a few floors to go.
“I mean properly. Sit down. Have a drink. Catch up.”
Draco turned back to him, brows raised. Potter wore that familiar look of stubborn determination, the one he’d had when he stood before the Dark Lord and taunted him like the maniac he is.
“Why?” Draco asked flatly. “What’s the point? We’ve never been friends. Why pretend now?”
“I don’t want to be friends,” Potter said, still wearing that infuriating look.
“Then I see no reason for us to continue this conversation.”
“I want us to date.”
Draco’s mouth fell open. Thank Merlin, no one was around to witness the mortification radiating off him like heat.
“I’ll owl you,” Potter added casually, like Draco had just agreed and confessed a lifelong crush.
Which was absolutely not the case.
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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Draco doesn’t know how to be soft. Not with himself, not with anyone else. But Harry Potter keeps offering himself up without demand or expectation, like softness is something he’s always known how to survive.
Set in the quiet aftermath of war, this is the story of how Draco learns to want. To trust. To stay.
A study in breath, in warmth, in the terrifying beauty of being seen—and letting yourself be held anyway.
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- Part 2 of The Weight of Wanting
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“Ah, you must be little Teddy Lupin!”
Harry frowns, that voice sounds oddly familiar. Shaking himself he turns to face the newcomer, plastering a smile on his face that promptly disappears as he takes in the man in front of him.
“Malfoy?”
alternatively,
The one where Draco Malfoy is a kindergarten teacher and Harry definitely needs to keep an eye on him. Closely.
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Harry was turning sixteen, and his mother had suddenly decided to invite distant family to his birthday party, much to Harry's dismay.
Somehow, that distant family involved Draco Malfoy, whom Harry has had a crush on for over two years, but seeing as they are enemies, and Draco is straight, Harry can not do much else than pine. It it very clear that Draco did not want to be here.
But when his friends and family betray him and Draco storms off, how can Harry explain to him what he is feeling without making it awkward?
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Harry knew what he wanted since he was was ten.
Growing up with a crush on his potions' professor, Harry had his eye set on him since day one—only to be constantly rejected.
On Valentine's Day, almost 11 years since he graduated Hogwarts, Harry was out alone when he saw a striking blond head across the bar.
This was his chance to fulfill a life long dream.
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Draco waits for Harry to return from an Auror mission.
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A year after the war, Harry and Draco return for their eighth year. Draco is trying to keep his head down and rebuild what little remains of his life, navigating a world that hates him. Harry is trying to move on in a world without the fear of death around every corner. When they become roommates, their old rivalry has to be put aside and a strange new connection begins to form that will dramatically change the course of their lives.