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    In a misguided effort to heal the bitter divide in his family, King Viserys marries an unwilling Aemond and Lucerys off to one another before the Dance of the Dragons. It doesn't work. When Aemond is captured and brought to the Red Keep after Rhaenyra's victory, they find that the marriage is much harder to put aside than anybody could have imagined.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Blood Ties
    vishini

    *chef's kiss* so, so good.

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    Spoilers for the S12 finale...sort of.

    “See, well, that’s my point,” the Doctor said. “I always knew I was supposed to respond to all the traps and the death threats and the evil monologues, but I never really did. Always wondered about that, actually. Makes sense, in hindsight.” She pointed to herself and shrugged sheepishly. “Totally different species!”

    Horrified realization dawned on the Master. “You mean,” he said in disbelief, “all these years…and I’ve been doing the wrong mating dance?!”

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Biological Incompatibility
    Kantayra

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    In a world gone trope mad, Hermione manages to steer her way through a succession of barely plausible events to find herself living with none other than Draco Malfoy. As she navigates through a quagmire of clunky clichés she learns, to her surprise, that Draco is not a horrendous housemate and - after a bit of tutoring - is a rather fantastic shag. But as the weeks go on, she also discovers that Draco is harbouring a dark secret that threatens to consume him.

    Written for the 'Sounds Like Dramione' comp 2019. Runner up in: Fan Favourite, Best Fluff and Best Hermione Characterisation.

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    10 Jun 2025

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    Unleashing The Dragon
    Lunamionny

    One of the funniest, most self-aware fics I've ever read.

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    Elizabeth Bennet refuses to be compromised. Elizabeth Bennet suspects that Fitzwilliam Darcy is actually a feral cat in a human body. This all works surprisingly well.

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    08 Jan 2025

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    The Cat's Guide to Compromise
    pearlyeverlasting
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    Elizabeth Bennet refuses to be compromised. Elizabeth Bennet suspects that Fitzwilliam Darcy is actually a feral cat in a human body. This all works surprisingly well.

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    Rey was (kind of?) moving on with her life and (maybe?) exploring new relationships...

    Until Ben Solo's rather salty ghost began to appear "randomly" at the most inopportune moments.

    He claimed he couldn't control it, but— 🤨

     

    A canonverse tweetfic-turned-one-shot loosely inspired by Truly, Madly, Deeply.

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    14 May 2024

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    The Effort Would Kill You
    slipgoingunder