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Virgil's week certainly hadn't been the greatest, but he was managing.
Then his dad had to screw it all up.
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Virgil has already had a shitty day. He didn't need his dad to make things worse.
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Julie sees a new person after-school, but doesn’t the chance to talk to them. Will she ever meet this mysterious someone?
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Enrichment by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Apr 2026
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The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).
Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.
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23 Jul 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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23 Jul 2026
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ultrasonic blue by InsaneTrollLogic
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Apr 2026
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Turns out the one universal constant is PTA moms demanding parent-teacher conferences.
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06 Jul 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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06 Jul 2026
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The 5 Weirdest Vlogs that Dr. Ryland Grace Sent Back to Earth by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Apr 2026
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Eventually, the Beetles return to Earth with all of Grace's recordings on them. Naturally, someone at Buzzfeed is going to write a listicle about it.
Look, we here at Buzzfeed have our own ways of honoring that Guy Who Died In Space To Save The Entire Planet.
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- Part 2 of phm works
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06 Jul 2026