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What happens when a kidnapper forgets his chloroform? Three kids make a run for it.
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Lori met her favorite customers after only three weeks of working at Sip'n Brew. Out of the three, her absolute favorite customer was the second one that she met.
(or: the discovery of two murder victims in a small town upsets an otherwise peaceful retirement.)
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- Part 2 of The Retirement Tour
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Good things came in threes.
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Success looks like a king-sized bed and only the most important future plans.
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Three threats to a peaceful home: hitmen, vehicular accidents, and old hurts.
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- Part 1 of The Retirement Tour
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Ascian!Hythlodaeus AU.
Wherein Hythlodaeus and Emet-Selch have a falling out, and there are consequences.
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As it says on the tin: a sea-faring adventure featuring pirates and mermaids (or, one mermaid in particular).
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A time travel AU to Amaurot, and the consequences thereafter.
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One Half a Whole AU by vicariously kingly (pelted)
Fandom Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
04 Mar 2019
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There was another student here.
Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.
It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.
Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.
This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.
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28 Jun 2026
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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10 May 2026
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Just a scratch by OrangeJacket for vicariously kingly (pelted)
Fandoms: Canis: The Speaker (Manga)
15 Jan 2026
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So, when the gun turns on Harold, Nobu moves. Not even a split second. Just instinct. And in that moment as he lays on the ground. His blood pooling, his heartbeat thumping in his ear. It is Sameul’s voice that echoes from a memory telling him I love you, and it is Harold’s scream of rage that lulls him into unconsciousness.
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- Part 2 of The decent people
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17 Apr 2026
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Post-Finale. The Hotel finds Alastor right on the front lawn, unconscious and bleeding, still injured from Adam's blade. While he recovers, all of Hell scrambles to find out who his mysterious rescuer is.
Meanwhile, Vox tries not to freak out that he might have accidentally made a soul bond to save that deer asshole's life. All he had wanted to do was to scope out the ruins of Alastor's radio tower. Fuck him for being curious, he supposed.
(not on hiatus anymore! woohoo)
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28 Dec 2025
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“Fantastic. And why are you here? You’re free. I don’t want to see your face. Get the hell out and leave me be.” So I can lick my wounds in private.
“Oh, you know,” Alastor sing-songs. He pulls up a chair next to the sick bed, hops down on it, and primly crosses his legs. “After spending so much time here over the last week, I think I’ve gotten used to your hospitality. Maybe I miss being around you already!”
Vox knows Alastor is being sarcastic. He knows. And usually, he’d be able to shrug it off.
But he’s so damn beaten down already, the words are like a knife to the heart, making him bleed.
“I don’t want your fucking gloating,” he snarls. “You won. Is that what you wanted to hear? You were right about me, and I’ve failed, again, like you told me I would. Big fucking hurray to you. Go celebrate your victory with Princess Friendship.”
In the aftermath of Vox’s
mass-murder-suicide attemptfailed uprising, Alastor gives him a visit. It changes nothing, but it helps.Series
- Part 2 of Complicated and [redacted]
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11 Dec 2025