ph_ang



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 88

    Tags
    Summary

    3000 words. That was all. Sirius just had to get this essay down to 3000 words.

    3120 words, said his psychology essay’s word count, rudely.

    Fuck you, he said back to the word count.

    You’re so sleep-deprived, you’re hallucinating an argument with Microsoft Word, the word count replied wittily. Also, you want to shag men.

    Bollocks. The word count was right.

    -

    After realising that he’s probably at least a little bit gay, Sirius Black falls into a prolonged spell of bad luck.

    This is definitely because of some big fuckoff cosmic reason completely unrelated to him, and not just because he’s a bit of a twat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,931
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    220
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    4,186

    15 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    peak humour too funny for my pea sized well of references

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    There have been plenty of times where Olruggio’s been reminded, quite harshly, just who is in charge—and not only in matters of the household and the children. He could have Qifrey boxed in with his arms, he could have Qifrey bound and restrained, he could have Qifrey spread across his lap and begging but they both know the reality: that in everything they do, Qifrey rules with a dominating, iron fist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    1,342
    Bookmarks:
    194
    Hits:
    14,021

    17 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    To watch a witch work was an intimate thing.

    Orugio picked up the heavy book he had been reading and closed it with a soft sound. The air in the atelier kitchen was still and fresh, smelling faintly of soap. He stared, not even trying to hide his gaze. Qifrey wouldn’t have noticed him anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    3,735
    Bookmarks:
    336
    Hits:
    26,760

    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It would almost be picturesque if it wasn’t so debauched, Qifrey sprawled out there with his legs spread, pleasuring himself under the ivory light of the moon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    1,655
    Bookmarks:
    187
    Hits:
    13,307

    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Olruggio has always been kind.

    He is intelligent. Perceptive. Infuriatingly good at dancing.

    Beautiful, charismatic, endlessly patient.

    Olruggio is perfect.

    Unfortunately, Qifrey is not the only one who has noticed.

    ________________________

    Or when Qifrey had long accepted one simple truth: Olruggio was dangerously easy to love.
    Which would have been manageable… if everyone else in the world had not apparently come to the exact same conclusion.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    1,139
    Bookmarks:
    283
    Hits:
    9,620

    14 Jun 2026