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    Curiosity Satiated by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    04 Jun 2026

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    "Right." With his unoccupied hand, he twists his wedding ring. "You know what's a better way to die, though?"

    Ilyukhina looks up and smirks. "Orgasm?"

    Rocky laughs. "Yeah."

    They both laugh.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    rocky mate bad as hell, statement by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    09 May 2026

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    Grace is always asking me about my mate. “What was he was like when he was young? How did you both meet? What does he act like when I’m not around?” Slightly invasive, personal questions, all of which I find myself answering without hesitation.

    I try to hold back my excitement. It becomes rather clear to me that “best friends” must mean something slightly different for humans.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Little Science Lapdog by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Ryland Grace has some inappropriate thoughts sitting in Eva Stratt's office alone.

    When she comes in, he gets to learn some new things about himself and what he likes.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    a first course in anthro-eridian sexuality studies by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    17 Apr 2026

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    Grace creates a log of he and Rocky's relationship that he sends back to Earth as proof of their love.

    Humanity has a lot to say.

    Grace and Rocky find their own voice, solar systems away.

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    12 May 2026

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    pilot study (knowledge gaps) by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    07 May 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.

    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    11 May 2026