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The coffee shop meet-cute drabble you need to snack on today.
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He has been blindfolded for so long, the darkness behind his eyelids begins to take colour. It shifts, expands, explodes. The more he tries to entertain himself with the constellations he sees, the more they transform.
Hollanov Kink Week Day 7: Temperature play
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Ilya looks around. “Where is lover boy?”
“He’s not… we’re not…”
Ilya’s head tilts, not in curiosity per se, more like amusement.
Shane closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and reveals, “We broke up.”
Hollanov Kink Week Day 4: Compatible
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When Yuna first utters the exact words -your sex tape has been leaked- something settles in Shane’s core.
He continues to breathe as Ilya responds to her in disbelief. The phrases -not possible- and -locked safe- bounce off Shane’s ears as he blinks slowly. He directs his attention internally instead of joining the chaos, waiting for the inevitable symptoms.
The chill that will rush through his limbs.
The pool ball that will settle in the depths of his throat.
Hollanov Kink Week Day 3: Exhibitionism
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“Do you want to talk about it this time?”
Ilya shakes his head and grumbles. “No, I will be fine soon. Want you.”
“Okay.”
Ilya pulls his head back and finds Shane’s eyes. “Okay?”
“Yep. You can have me.”
“What? No fake resistance? No convincing?”
Hollanov Kink Week Day 2: Restraint
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“So, you’re basically a sex expert, right?”
Ilya’s spoon stops half way to his mouth.
“I mean, not academically. But based on experience. You’ve had so much sex, it must be considered an expertise.”
“Hollander, is seven in morning. Please, make more sense.”
“I think I need your help with sex.”
Hollanov Kink Week Day 1: Consent play
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David and Patrick have known each other for decades. They’ve been strangers, enemies, acquaintances, friends… you name it. Not even particularly in that order. They have been attending A Schitty Rose Camp since before David can even remember. So, it makes sense that after all these years together, Patrick would enjoy spending his time with David.
It’s just… David has a feeling that’s not exactly what he’s admitting here. There’s something between the lines that he has to decipher.
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The day Rachel turns fourteen years old is the happiest day of Patrick's life. Go figure, then, that the day Patrick turns fourteen years old is the worst day of Patrick's life.
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The spitting image of David shoves the covers off of himself and jumps out of bed, mirroring David’s stance and keeping the bed between them.
“What are you? A burglar? A demon?” David gasps, fear overtaking him. “Are you my ghost? Have I died?”
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From the first day David registers for a business license to run his new store, Patrick is with him every step of the way. He ensures all paperwork is filed accurately and successfully. He tracks and updates vendor lists as the store's target audience grows. And most importantly, he takes care of David when he starts working himself into exhaustion. Oh the trope, you ask? Well, Patrick isn't exactly human... he's... a computer.
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Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie.
If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.
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The store is buzzing with energy. Everyday is a successful day and the two lovebirds are either working themselves to the ground or fucking themselves into the ground. And so, they don’t actually get around to booking their cruise trip until that weekend. David is going through his bedtime skincare routine in the en-suite with the door open when Patrick mutters a thick and enunciated, “Fuck.”
“What is it?” David turns around slowly, massaging the under eye jelly mask into his skin while walking cautiously to the bed. Patrick is sitting cross legged over the covers with his laptop in one hand and tickets in the other.
“It’s not a Valentine’s Day cruise for couples, David. It’s a singles week. All the activities are ice breakers and random blind dates and- it’s just that. It’s not for us.”
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The minute his mind begins the transition from sleep to consciousness, Patrick’s eyes burst open with an excitement like no other. Today’s the day. It’s going to snow today.