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- Batman - All Media Types (2)
- Reacher (TV) (1)
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Richard is no wild-eyed teenager any longer.
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Reacher came to with a knife at his dick. Fuck, it really was O'Donnell.
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The companion piece to RFD.
“Bruce had never had a problem with children.”
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- Part 2 of Rising Waters
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Batman wants Superman. Superman wants Batman. Eventually they'll get it sorted out.
“What do your girlfriends all see in him, anyway?” Clark asked wearily.
Lois's eyebrows shot up. “You’re joking. Oh my god, you’re not joking. Clark, Bruce Wayne is eligible, young, and rich. And even if he weren’t, I don’t know if you happened to notice this around the trauma of having to listen to him make it with a gossip columnist, but he’s practically sex in a suit.”
“Yeah, I get that. But he’s just so, so...” He made a face. “Vacant. There’s no there there. That would have to get old pretty quickly.”
She reached over and prodded him a little, her fingertips light against his ribs. “I get that he’s no Batman, but c’mon. Not everybody’s going to have access to a space station full of superheroes in skin-tight outfits to pick from. Some of us mere mortals are stuck having to settle for impossibly handsome, wealthy, sexually cooperative dullards.”
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- Part 1 of Punctuated Equilibrium
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04 Jun 2026
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There were worse things in the world than spending three days working through the lingering effects of Scarecrow’s latest rampage, Hal was sure. For instance, having to ask Bruce for help. Also on the list? Having to deal with his feelings.
Hal looked at the contraption in his hand. It reminded him of nothing so much as an epi-pen, which he also had no idea how to use. “So you just… have this. On hand. Ready to go.”
“One doesn’t earn the coveted title of Mr. Contingency Plan by being unprepared,” Bruce told him, and Hal winced. He hadn’t meant for Bruce to overhear that, had he? Then again, he’d said it loud enough that any Martians left kicking it in their ruins had probably heard him, over Barry’s strenuous and utterly futile attempts to get him to pipe down, so he hadn’t exactly not meant for Bruce to hear it, either. “Instructions are on the package, and there’s a bathroom just down the hall to your left if you’d prefer to administer it in private.”
If Hal wanted someplace to get his shit together for a few seconds, Bruce meant.
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03 Jun 2026
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Bruce and Hal’s
friendscoworkers-with-benefits situation isn’t really working for either of them.Hal’s tongue felt thick against his teeth, and there were words for how stupid he was about to be, Hal was sure of it, but for the life of him he couldn’t think of any.
“What if, just for tonight--” He could hear himself saying it, like he was watching a car accident happen. “--you acted like you loved me.”
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02 Jun 2026
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Bruce has opinions about Hal’s recent lack of self-care. Hal has a solution.
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02 Jun 2026
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Hal doesn't get along with Bruce, and Bruce doesn't get along with Hal. Just ask either of them.
“You know, if you’d just let me fly, I’d be too distracted figuring out how fast the batplane really is to keep trying to have a conversation with you,” Hal pointed out.
Batman snorted. “You’d be trying to do both, which is precisely why I’m never letting you fly it.”
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01 Jun 2026