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    A bunch of unrelated one-shots that I loosely base off of various memes, vines, or Tiktok sounds/videos.

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Charlie's wolf-shifter friend, Brock, asks for a favor. It ends up being more... intense, than he first thought.

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    He said that he'd like to call in a favor that Charlie owed him. Charlie took it in stride; he knew that, logically, since he owed the guy about 500 bucks, Brock was allowed to ask for something else in exchange. He's cool with that. So he shrugged and smiled and said, "That's cool. What is it?"

    And Brock, who has a strange look to his dark, smothering eyes, said, "I need you to suck me off."

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Whatever happened here was bad. Irrevocably, inexplicably, inarticulably bad in a way that the most basal parts of his being wants nothing more than to escape from. But Grace can't turn away.

    After encountering what appears to be a last hoo-ra emergency mission attempt from Earth caught up in the Hail Mary's wake, Grace and Rocky discover a single, severely injured human being quite literally encased in what Grace can only describe as a crime scene. A horror movie. And when he wakes up? He's mad. Really mad. Talking to the walls mad. Now they have to figure out just where he came from and why. Things are further complicated when all the newcomer (Simon, they learn) can talk about is missing planets, haunted oceans, and non-existent space stations. That and the really weird data they've been picking up on.
    Maybe part of solving that is, much to Rocky's enthusiasm; both Grace and Simon slowly realizing how lonely they are.

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Bloody Mary Swap AU!

    Simon has a recently rescued Ryland Grace on his ship. Grace was odd; clingy, talkative, and is certain Simon is some sort of savior. Simon doesn’t know how to deal with the sudden affection, and he says things he doesn’t really mean.

    Inspired by egg_soups on instagram

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    A combination of the Iron Lung universe and Project Hail Mary universe!
    Mars was colonized. Eden was established. Astrophage threatened life.
    Earth sent a ship out to solve the issue. Eden sent a ship out to hunt it down.
    Simon and five of his brothers are tasked with rising against the enemies of Eden, destroying the Hail Mary, and ensuring the human hands attempting to stay the hand of God are brought to ruin. The Rapture is coming. Father saw it. The death of the sun is only the beginning. All will end. All will be made new.
    Ryland Grace doesn't even know he's running for his life. He's barely holding himself together as he tries to figure out who he is, what he's doing, and how to communicate with an alien he's made friends with. Just as things are looking up, a Martian ship arrives. It looked like it was headed right for him, but then... it turned. Rocky claims there is one living person on board. Alone, just like him. Strange, frightening, but desperately in need of his help.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Naruto smiles up at him like there’s nothing wrong. His blond hair starts to turn to the color of blood, his blue eyes cloud into red. “I’ll see you on the other side.” He says, just before he burns up right in front of his eyes.
    Sasuke screams until he lands flat on his back in a time that’s not his.

    Sasuke is tossed back into the past to stop the end of the world, but maybe the universe had wanted Naruto instead.

    There's a wild Kurama running loose, rebuilding something that was lost long ago, and maybe thats a problem.

    (Or: Time travel where it's Sasuke and Kurama who make it, for better or for worse)

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    04 Jul 2023

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