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Jaskier is the fourth son of the minor noble house of Pankratz. He has always wanted to leave Lettenhove to explore, but is limited by the expectations that come with his station. When his parents betroth him to a Duke, he thinks it might be his chance to see the world, and let the world see him, and hear his music.
He sets out on a sea voyage to meet his new husband, but before he ever arrives, the vessel is set upon by pirates. Captain Rience has reasons to leave Jaskier as the sole survivor, and none of them are good.
The thing Rience has forgotten, the only thing pirates have to fear on the high seas.....are other pirates.
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On the eight day they had turned away from the coast, making their way into open sea to cut days off their journey. The shortcut across the open waters should have been straightforward.
It should have been safe.Series
- Part 1 of Here there be pirates
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- 19/19
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21 Jul 2026
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Jaskier gets jumped by a bunch of bandits, who happen to be so dumb as to stab him with an ancient artifact. When he wakes up, the bandits are slaughtered, and Jaskier has a new hunger. He decides he can't and won't live like this, and searches out a witcher to kill him when he's unsuccessful himself. Of course......he finds Geralt, or does Geralt find him?
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When Jaskier wakes up, the light is uncommonly bright to his eyes, and he has to squint against it. He’s not sure he remembers going to sleep the previous night, and briefly accuses himself of gulping down the bottle of Toussainti wine he’d filched from the inn, leaving a few crowns in its place.He rubs his hands over his face, and realises that as he does so, the strange metallic scent that hangs in the air gets stronger. When he pulls his hands away to look at his palms, he stiffens. There are red stains on the skin, some of it dried and flaking in the creases.
It’s very definitely not wine.
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- English
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- 143,339
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- 35/35
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19 Jul 2026
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witcher marriage traditions, and other lies by leodesic
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Jul 2023
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The start of Jaskier's winter position at court is celebrated with a grand ball dedicated the artists brought in for the winter. But not all goes as planned when another guest recognizes him. Backed against the wall and faced with the threat of marriage, he spits out the first lie to comes to his mind and claims he is already married - to Geralt, of all people. To his immense surprise, Geralt goes along with it. In doing so, he commits to spending the winter by Jaskier's side and playing the doting husband. It's fortunate he does, because court seems more dangerous than Jaskier remembered. Monsters lurk in the corners and danger lurks behind every door. Without Geralt there, he might have been frightened. With Geralt, he's more concerned by his own growing feelings for the witcher. Can he get through the winter without Geralt catching on?
Updates once a fortnight.
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- Part 2 of witcher marriage traditions
- Language:
- English
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- 93,556
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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13 Jul 2026
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That Old Familiar Song by Andromeda_Awaiting
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Jaskier wanted nothing more than to drown his sorrows in ale as he contemplated just how to give Geralt his one blessing.
Needless to say, Destiny had other plans.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 39/39
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- 2
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- 1,317
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Bookmarked by prototypegod
10 Jul 2026
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Kurourushi was a Special Grade cursed spirit who served as a brief antagonist during Jujutsu Kaisen’s Culling Game arc. By the time Yuta Okkotsu had appeared, it had managed to obtain, what was it, 54 points? It, despite being a curse, had been a player powerful enough to force a stalemate between itself and three top-tier reincarnated sorcerers, until Yuta had exorcised it with the power of love or some shit, only for it to come back, and get exorcised again by Ryu’s high-output Biden Blast.
A strong antagonist for sure, and despite the internet rage at the time, they personally thought the cockroach curse had made a pretty interesting fight, and had possibly one of the most dangerous cursed techniques shown by a cursed spirit in the entire manga. That said, you would never catch them wishing to be a FUCKING COCKROACH.
Funny how things played out, wasn't it.
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16 Jun 2026
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like the hammer loves the nail by notquiteaghost
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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The Project worked. The beetles came back.
And Eva Stratt wakes up on an aircraft carrier off the coast of China. And she has to do it again.
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14 Jun 2026
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“I’m a fraud,” said Reigen Arataka, confessing it to their kidnappers, to the dirty warehouse around them, and to the one man in all of existence who believed in Reigen more than anyone else ever could. “I was lying, I’ve always been lying. I don’t have any psychic powers, not a shred, not a spark. I’m useless, I can’t- can’t do anything you expect of me- I’m not a psychic! I’m NOT!”
Or: Serizawa is the last member of Spirits and Such to learn the truth about Reigen - and under the worst possible circumstances, too.
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08 May 2026
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Getting Married for Fun and Profit by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: 역대급 영지 설계사 | The Greatest Estate Developer (Webcomic)
26 Apr 2026
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"I," Lloyd declares, slapping the royal tax form down onto his desk, "am going to get married."
"Are you?" Javier, standing at parade rest by the window and looking, as usual, vaguely bored and deeply unimpressed with Lloyd's shenanigans, raises one delicate brow. "Your blind, pointless, utterly unrealistic optimism is truly inspiring, my Lord. Good luck."
Or: Lloyd's eager to take advantage of reduced tax rates for wedded couples, and makes it know that he's in the market for a spouse of convenience. Javier, his trusty knight and newly appointed Fronteran marriage broker, will surely find him a suitable candidate... any... day... now.......
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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07 May 2026
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Romance Route DLC by jihnari
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
21 Feb 2026
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After falling off the roof, getting memory loss, and having some weird dreams about kissing his friends, Takumi overhears three of the girls arguing over their own dreams—ones where they were kissing him.
Admitting that he had a dream about kissing all three of them seems like a bad idea. Maybe he should lie...?
A playable DLC for the Romance Route in The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy.
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- English
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- 10,767
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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01 May 2026
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Unlikely confidant by EnlacingLines
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Jan 2020
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Sylvain is entirely aware of the world around him falling to pieces. He doesn’t need a reminder. Their situation is dire, their options limited, and their priorities clear. He understands this.
Now, if he could get his mind to focus on that and not on Felix in those thigh high boots, that would be brilliant.
Sylvain finds himself pining hard for his childhood best friend, and encounters an unlikely person to share his woes with.
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16 Apr 2026
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wander the wild whereby by mediest
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Apr 2021
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In ship years, the Scylla is a woman well into her 40s. She’s mature, she’s dependable, and she’s seen some shit. Sylvain found her in a used shipyard over five years ago: battered by asteroids, her main engine a constellation of outdated parts, rats and birds nesting in her cargo bay. Maybe it was messed up for Sylvain to look at a spacecraft and see a metaphor, but there you go.
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Sylvain hops around the galaxy looking for freedom and running from trouble. Jury’s still out on which one Felix represents.
- Language:
- English
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- 59,589
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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14 Apr 2026
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lovefool by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Mar 2021
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“Wait.” Felix’s world starts to shift on its axis. “What does this have to do with me?”
There is a terrible pause. As each quiet second ticks on, the answer to that question grows devastatingly obvious—a shitty punchline to the world’s stupidest joke.
“Felix,” Mercedes starts carefully, very carefully, “you’re the one he’s in love with.”
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Sylvain gets doused with a love potion. Felix handles it REALLY well.
- Language:
- English
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- 9,647
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 110
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14 Apr 2026
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the war is over and we are beginning by spiralpegasus
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Sep 2019
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The war against the Empire is finally over, but Felix didn't escape unscathed. After nearly dying in the final battle, Felix faces a long, slow recovery in the infirmary. Luckily (?), his friends are here to help - especially Sylvain, who's rethinking some things after almost losing him.
- Language:
- English
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- 15,511
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- 1/1
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14 Apr 2026
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spoonful by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
11 Nov 2020
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Annette puts her hands on her hips, one eyebrow arching imperiously upward. For someone who’s barely five feet tall on a good day, she’s suddenly taking up all the space in the room.
“You know,” she says, sharp and sugar-sweet, “there are easier ways to tell Sylvain you want to court him.”
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To avoid talking about his feelings, Felix takes up wood carving.
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Like Cats and Dogs by dirtbagtrashcat
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Jul 2022
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When Felix starts avoiding him, Sylvain does what he always does: he sneaks off to the stables to complain to the horses. But this time, someone's beat him to the punch. Fellow horse girl Ferdinand von Aegir is nursing his own heartache, and doesn’t mind making room for one more.
In which a pair of golden retrievers ‘yes-and’ each other into the highly inadvisable, potentially lethal plot to make their crushes jealous by fake dating each other. A ferdibert x sylvix comedy of errors.
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- English
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- 5/5
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13 Apr 2026
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cover my skin with your sunkissed light by angstinspace
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 Sep 2020
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Sylvain's touch still lingers there, like he's afraid he might have woken Felix up. But when Felix still doesn't move at all, Sylvain lets out a soft and breathy noise that falls somewhere between a sigh and a laugh. There's a barely perceptible shift in weight in the mattress, like maybe Sylvain is leaning a hand against it, and ...
That's when Felix feels it––the brief shiver of Sylvain's breath, followed by the gentle press of his lips on Felix’s forehead.
or, Sylvain keeps showing Felix signs of affection, but only when he thinks Felix is asleep … and Felix, who is actually awake every time, starts to realize his true feelings for his best friend.- Language:
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12 Apr 2026
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and they come unstuck by Azzandra
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
14 Jun 2020
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At seventeen, Sylvain finally screwed up the courage to leave home.
And he fell in with a mercenary company.
- Language:
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- Words:
- 27,167
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
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10 Apr 2026
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Forging Bonds in Midnight Oil by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2026
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They say that somewhere in the Golden City a legendary beauty sleeps in a bower of rare flowers within a lush courtyard garden, ever-dreaming of the day the red string tied to her small finger finally pulls taut and draws her beloved to her side to wake her. Until such a fortuitous day, the honor guard of Huan Hua Sect watches over her as she rests…
As a hobby, the minor scholarly god Shen Yuan has spent decades researching this legend to discover its factual roots — and tonight his efforts will finally be rewarded. He has located the courtyard, successfully bypassed the magical safeguards, and can now take a peek at the beauty’s face.
His er-ge is going to have to eat his words for saying he’d been wasting his time. Shen Yuan can’t wait to rub it in!
TL;DR: A SVSSS+HOB fusion fic where Liu Qingge is an actual war god, and transmigrated Shen Yuan is the little scholarly god that accidentally stumbles across him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,665
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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07 Apr 2026
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Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.
Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.
Sounds like a great hiding spot!
(TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain
ValleyMountain.)Chapter recaps available here.
💌 Please note I am very behind on replies. I have full intentions of catching up, but my spoons for this are sporadically available. I appreciate them tremendously, always.
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- Part 1 of Cultivate (+ Extras)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 461,437
- Chapters:
- 55/55
- Collections:
- 11
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- 9,398
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04 Apr 2026
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Solving All Your Problems and Saving the World: A Speed Run by Araived for angstea
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
24 Dec 2025
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It was on the very first day of school that Uchiha Sasuke met the person who would alter the course of his life forevermore. It came in the form of a pink-haired girl who, upon seeing him, grabbed his hand, sat him down, and told him very seriously: “Together, you and I are going to save the world.”
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Or, Haruno Sakura is absolutely, positively nailing this isekai thing. Fixing all the problems in Naruto just requires... a creative touch, shall we say. Unfortunately (or fortunately?), no one else knows what the hell she's doing.
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- Part 9 of A Collection of SI/OCs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,579
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 167
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Bookmarked by prototypegod
31 Mar 2026