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Castiel shouldn’t have said yes. He knows he should’ve kept looking for a job instead of taking this one as a temporary thing, but it had seemed like a great opportunity at the time. Now, no one will hire him after he accidentally murders the Stephson’s baby. He should have known that everyone lied when they said their kids were little angels. It’s not the baby’s fault that Castiel is awful at this, but he can very much blame the parents. That must have been why they left so fast. No one is that eager to go to the local theater unless they are escaping a worse fate.
OR.
Castiel orders pizza and gets a little bit closer than expected with the delivery guy.
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“Hey, Bob-the-Builder,” Hangman said. It startled Bob to be addressed by Hangman directly.
“What?” he asked, reflexively.
“Oh, great,” groaned Fanboy, on Bob’s other side. “Spit it out, Bagman. Whatever you’ve got.”
Hangman smacked down his tray on the table, grinning, making Bob’s cup of Coke jump. “Get this: Phoenix says she‘s gonna take your virginity.”Series
- Part 1 of Rare Birds 'Verse
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29 May 2026
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Ilya is a young man in America. Here he is in the off hours.
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10 Apr 2026
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They’ve been on the road for about a week now, and he’s noticed that Benson has a penchant for calling him names. Nothing particularly evil, not like the things the jocks at school used to say to him before they shoved him in a locker or tried to drown him in a toilet, but little thoughtless things that made something in Randy’s chest tighten like it does when he has to ask a restaurant to correct his order. Anxiety bordering fear bordering something else entirely. It’s a tease, but there’s no malice behind Benson’s words. Randy squirms again.
(alternatively: is it gay to like it when your kidnapper calls you baby?)
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10 Apr 2026
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Randy blinks owlishly. The image stays the same.
Long, white beard. A red hat with a little ball at the end, a rounded gut wrapped in a matching red velvet coat. He looks wrong out here, a bright stab of color on a drab background, like blood against the slushy, gray snow.
And then Santa tucks his beard under his chin and lights a cigarette.
(OR: Randy gets a job at the mall during the holidays.)
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05 Apr 2026
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Their first time is his fault.
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04 Apr 2026