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    “Fuck,” Wolfwood swore, effectively pinned. He yanked on his arm and cursed. “Vash, you need to rip it out.”

    “What?” Vash asked, aghast.

    The men approached, their crossbows aimed straight at their heads.

    aka in which Wolfwood is literally nailed to his cross

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    "You mean…" The wicked grin of insurance fraud stretched Wolfwood's lips around the cigarette. "There might be a way for you to finally get some well-deserved cash back outta those Bernadelli bastards, and for me to resolve my current predicament without havin' to sell a kidney or two?"
    "Entirely mutually beneficial." Vash smiled angelically. "And really, I think Bernardelli will still turn a profit on me. It's very pricey insurance."
    "Ya should really cancel that package."
    "And make Milly cry!?" Vash gasped dramatically. "Oh, you monster."

     

    Or: a story about contracts (of insurance and of marriage), about jokes (that are perhaps not funny at all), and - of course - about love.

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    Wolfwood swishes his cup around uneasily. "It's not too late, Vash," he whispers to the man standing next to him, cheerily munching on a plate of mid-grade hors d'oeuvres. "We can leave before anyone notices we were even here. Before your brother notices that we're here."

    Vash frowns. "Wah woo' we do schat?" he gets out through his mouthful of cube cheese. Wolfwood's face twists up. "Because Knives is crazy? 'N all the coworkers that I tried to kill are here? They didn't cover that in the workplace sensitivity seminar, Vash."

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    Wolfwood is forced to attend the annual Gung-Ho-Guns office mixer. Vash comes along. What could go wrong?

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    21 Jul 2026

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    As the top player of No Man’s Land Online, MillionsKnives has everything figured out — until Punisher logs in and casually becomes his favorite part of the game. What starts as a few late-night dungeon runs turns into a routine: teaming up, chatting, laughing, and staying online just a little longer than planned. Now all that’s left is meeting Punisher in real life… which might not go the way Nai expects.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    dork4dork peak... ftm x mt"the girl characters always look cooler" peak......

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Titus turned around the wanted poster. “Gentlemen, we appear to be in the presence of a celebrity. Would you agree that this is you,” he drawled, “Mr. Stampede?”

    Vash chuckled nervously, hands arrested halfway down. “Does that look like me?” he asked innocently.

     

    Somewhere on the road pre-JuLai, the world catches up.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    depressingly accurate characterisation buoyed by THE sharpest prose