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Often, she kisses at the right angle and everything should be okay, in terms of time, in the aftertaste of a love lies in bliss.
Often, you rinse out the taste.
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11 Jul 2026
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Sasuke doesn’t like surprises. He can handle them, sure, but he doesn’t like them. They’re annoying, tacky, and stupid. Most of the time he can spot them coming, and will dodge them with ease, but sometimes even he can get snuck up on.
If he ever senses a surprise coming, he’ll avoid it. Like that one time Naruto set up a surprise birthday party for Sasuke’s eighteenth. He left the village before anything irritating could happen, and was miles away by the time Naruto found out. He received quite a few upset letters from Naruto in the following weeks.
The baby, though? That was a surprise that came out of the blue.
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Uchiha Sasuke, one box says. Paternity probability: 99.99%
Sasuke feels the breath leave his lungs.
His eyes slide over to the next box.
Uzumaki Naruto. Paternity probability: 99.99%
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(If it wasn't obvious, this fic is about Menma being Narusasu/Sasunaru's love child.)
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10 Jul 2026
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Shortcut to Parenthood by Jja_Jjazza
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Jul 2026
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“You know,” says Sakura, still glaring at Kakashi-sensei; “Your baby.”
“Er,” says Naruto, “I don’t have one of those, actually.”
Sakura gives Kakashi another glare. She says, “You really didn’t tell him?” and sounds exasperated.
“Didn’t tell me what?” asks Naruto, getting the sense that he’s being talked about right in front of his face.
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Or: Orochimaru creates Narusasu's baby in a lab and a snowball effect occurs.Bookmarked by quiet_pixel
10 Jul 2026
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Naruto wonders about ethics of letting his ex-terrorist, current-spy friend treat his body like a brothel. Then he remembers how badly he wants Sasuke and that it’s probably worth it. Probably. This is why Sakura calls him pathetic.
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Naruto tries not to burn from the inside out and fails dramatically.
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09 Jul 2026
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Hashirama saved Izuna and Madara agreed to peace. Konoha is standing on its new foundation, resting on the shoulders of two giants.
But where does that leave their loyal shadows? The little brothers that swore themselves to the way of war? What good are their sharp edges when the world wants to learn to be soft?
Who would understand that it's not so easy to let go of living your life in ever-present readiness to fight, to kill?[despite this vague summary this is actually very much a fix-it for the Founder's era. Izuna lives. The Shinobi Wars sort of don't happen. Sort of. Everyone lives. Hashimada is canon. Couple of OCs kicking around to fill the background.]
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09 Jul 2026