ranjish
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Local Cat Cosmically Cursed with Celibacy. More at Six.
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Euijoo stands up. “You should start with train locker rentals between Ueno and Nippori. She didn’t make it far on foot in those sandals.”
Nicholas gives him a proud little look like he’s just solved the case of the century.
Euijoo rolls his eyes. “Don’t look at me like that. You already knew.”
“Yes,” Nicholas grins, “but it’s more fun when you say it.”
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Euijoo does it. He bites Nicholas.
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Dean takes a really, really long drive to kick fear in the ass. It might just be the best thing he ever decides to do.
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The seat squeaks, and Dean follows the sound, his gaze trailing down. There—where Jack sat moments ago—is a much tinier version of him. He looks mostly the same, just...smaller and more dimply and cuter, if that's possible. His clothes have shrunk to fit him, so he's casually sitting in a t-shirt, jeans, and scuffed tennis shoes. He swings his feet from side-to-side over the edge of Baby's seat the same way Sam used to in the back, and he stares up at Dean with clear eyes.
"Oh," Dean blurts out, eyes bulging, "Cas is going to fucking kill me."
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06 Jul 2026
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“You don’t understand. Usually this is the turning point of the episode, but it doesn’t quite feel like an episode anymore.” Abed pauses, trying to find a way to explain what’s happening. It’s similar, perhaps, to when they venture deeper into a genre that requires a voice over. But this isn’t so much a voice over as it is narration. “Ah. Bad news, everyone. I believe today we’ve moved mediums into fanfiction.”
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
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Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
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26 May 2026
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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12 Mar 2025
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Insomniac Euijoo finds solace and occasionally slumber in Nicholas' bed. Except it goes wrong in all the ways it can.
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28 Nov 2025
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"In my efforts to spare you from myself, it seems I have only ended up sparing myself."
good god. a viscus of the nichojoo tag