reallyneedsalife
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- James Bond (Craig Movies) (14)
- MacGyver (TV 2016) (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
- Star Trek (2)
- Merlin (TV) (2)
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Grian stared down at the baking tray forlornly as Pearl peered over his shoulder and dissolved into giggles. At least she made an attempt at hiding them.
"Griba, how did you even manage to do that to them?" Pearl managed between her badly hidden laughs, and Grain couldn't help but smile.
"Well, it took a lot of effort and trial and error and skill involved, but mostly it involved the void eating my cookies again."
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It's New Years Eve, Boatem congregates to celebrate.
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oh star boy, there's danger in your eyes by reallyneedsalife
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
04 Oct 2023
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Jim was dead, and now he's not, but it's a close written thing, and the man who killed him was still alive. Simon makes sure he isn't for much longer.
An eye for an eye, after all.
Whumptober 2023 Day 4: "I see the danger, it's written there in your eyes."
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- Part 3 of Whumptober Fills
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dimensional delirium by reallyneedsalife for I_need_some_coffee
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
02 Oct 2023
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Pete Mitchell was having a perfectly ordinary day, until everything went wrong.
His friend was dead, he was sticking to things all over the place, and a very hot very confused man was spat through a whirlwind at his feet. Literally.Whumptober 2023 Day 2: Delirium
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- Part 2 of Whumptober Fills
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a pause is just a plaster by reallyneedsalife
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek
02 Oct 2023
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Ortegas isn't magically fixed once the Enterprise moves out of the nebula, and she successfully gives the Bridge Crew a heart attack.
Whumptober 2023 Day 1: "How many fingers am I holding up?"
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- Part 1 of Whumptober Fills
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Everyone keeps telling Mac he has a crush on Frankie, so it must be true, right?
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- Part 1 of don't call it love
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call it dumb,
call it luck,
just whatever you do,
don't call it lovea series of works that basically consist of me firing the aromantic and / or asexual beam at characters
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my 00Q Wingfic AU all in one place
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Whumptober Fills by reallyneedsalife
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Top Gun (Movies)
04 Oct 2023
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Fics completed for 007 Fest or with Fest prompts, primarily the former
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Of Blondes and Bluffing Attorneys by BitterQueenBean
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Legally Blonde - All Media Types
03 Feb 2021
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The first time Elle Woods encounters Phoenix Wright, it’s in Lecture Hall Three of Ivy University.
It would be difficult not to notice him, Elle supposes. With his spiked hair, pink-knitted sweater, and earnest eyes, he stands out amongst all the other Pre-Law students attending her lecture. So when the young man seeks her out while the rest of his classmates file out into the hall, Elle can’t help but feel compelled to listen.
Also known as snapshots of random moments of Elle's and Phoenix's friendship.
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12 Jul 2026
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forty years in the wilderness (and the following holiday weekend) by sunsmasher
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
08 Feb 2019
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Miles Edgeworth comes home five weeks after Phoenix finishes rebuilding the jury trial system with his own two fucking hands.
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12 Jul 2026
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Merope, Dimmest of the Pleiades by Calicomouse
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
08 Jul 2026
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“Oxygen. Bunsen burner. Bonded with tape.” I say, pointing to each object in turn. “Grace. Merope. Bonded with Dust.”
Rocky stays quiet a moment. I’m sure he’s finally got it.
“Dust, question?”
Merope groans.A his dark materials crossover au! Everything is the same except humans have daemons. You do not need to have read his dark materials, but it might help if you have.
Bookmarked by reallyneedsalife
07 Jul 2026
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Screw-Up by Vivid_Comet
Fandoms: GIGGS D&D (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
12 Feb 2026
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Mister Wizard won’t meet his eyes.
And—honestly, Max thinks that might be a bit unfair. Like—sure, he messed up. What else is new?
Or, Max Blunder was always going to be a screw-up. It was his destiny since birth—even his name set the precedent for the rest of his life. He had made his peace with that, after so long.
So why does it hurt so much when he makes this mistake?
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- Part 1 of GIGGS D&D Fics
Bookmarked by reallyneedsalife
02 Jul 2026
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Suspicious Minds by Domoda
Fandoms: Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Cal squeezed the metal hilt of the murder weapon. He was reaching a light-headed, almost giddy terror, and he had the bizarre urge to laugh. “Are you going to kill me?”
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Padawan Cal Kestis picks up General Skywalker's lightsaber and accidentally sees something he really, really wishes he hadn't.
Completed 2023-02-03, remastered with additional chapters for pacing reasons 2025-10-10 (new chapters marked with an asterisk*)
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22 Jun 2026