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that's so unlike you by rhincodon_typus
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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"[...] Also, that doesn’t answer my question of why he’s here.” Gepard furiously points in Sampo’s direction, nearly hitting the latter square in the face. Luckily, Sampo is rather well-versed in the art of getting hit in the face, and effortlessly dodges.
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“Didn’t I tell you? He’s our bassist.”
“He's your what?”OR
mechanical fever has just over one month until they set off to the xianzhou luofu to 'spread the spirit of rock 'n' roll'. in order to get them stage-ready as quickly as possible, serval proposes that they transfer practice sessions from the workshop to a rehearsal booth.
serval comes to her brother with a favor to ask of him.
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belobog!!!! :D and sampo… ig (ft. the voices in pela’s head) by rhincodon_typus, tophhhhhi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Sep 2025
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average honkai star rail chatfic (aka pelas descent into insanity the fic) (new chapters every indefinite period of time) (so every month or so) (we are sorry)
i (kora) am going to hell
probably discontinued, thanks for everything guys o7
a very sappy message by kora on chapter 142’s end notes
(and chapter 143) -tSeries
- Part 1 of belgobog funni
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The feeling of flesh against the inside of his throat is enough to make him gag a little; it’s so cathartic it brings him to tears.
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black hole eats people. yeah that’s it that’s the whole fic sorry guys teehee (tpot 17 spoilers in the a/n)
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“Luckily, I can render you unable to cause death and destruction, just like how you’ve always dreamed! All you have to do is sign here.” One pointed their leg at the bottom of the contract.
“And the crack?”
One laughed airily. “I’m not that powerful, and even if I was, you only get one favor from me anyway. So, are you taking my offer or not?”
Black Hole gritted his teeth. So be it.
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Black Hole makes a deal with One, to be rendered unable to cause death or destruction. Shortly after, Fanny finds a shiny black ball behind a bush. This leads to many things.
(previously titled ‘heavy black ball’)
(also probably on hiatus for a bit)
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the world we knew (over and over) by rhincodon_typus
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
07 Feb 2025
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He’d already lived billions of years, what was a couple million more?
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hey fellas is it gay to replant your tree (not a) friend over and over again over the course of millions of years asking for a friend
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belgobog funni by rhincodon_typus, tophhhhhi
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Sep 2025
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this is a bunch of fics in the same universe, all other fics are in another universe
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living is easy with eyes closed (though you still don't see me even then) by auxinue
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 May 2026
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There was a constant truth to the universe that persisted even through time and space:
Dreams were not your own.
Except, Sampo had never shared his dreams with anyone. All he had were the creations of his own unfortunate mind, and an Aeon-fuelled will to never sleep at all in order to escape it.
In comparison, Gepard had spent her entire life being told to forget about the fantastical nature of the dreams she saw. There was a certain image that came with being Gepard Landau, you see, and anything that fell out of place had to be quickly swept under the rug. Her dreams and her scars and her wants.
Because Gepard wanted. She wanted a soulmate who would stay. She wanted to not be plagued by war. She wanted to be a man. It didn't matter, though. Gepard had to remind herself this:
She could want for eternity, but in the end she could not have.
Right?
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Alternatively: How Sampo and Gepard share a dream and slowly come to realise all the ways they're intertwined. With a few bumps along the way, of course.
Bookmarked by rhincodon_typus
23 Apr 2026
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ch. 3
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All of the data taken into account painted a horrible, impossible picture. They weren’t having fun. All of this work, all of his time and energy, wasted.
They didn’t like the adventure.
"Nobody likes your stupid adventures."
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Caine leaves his latest adventure in a panic, struggling to understand what went wrong.
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Sampo Koski dies exactly the way he suspected he would: killed by an old customer with a grudge. It's nothing spectacular, nothing crazy, nothing sad. Really, it's unimportant, so he'd prefer if you just didn't ask, okay?
He'd had his affairs in order, as is necessary at the ripe old age of 24, so he really didn't leave behind any regrets. Not a one, no sir. This old rat was entirely happy with his life, his actions, and his non-existent "legacy".
So, imagine his surprise when, after closing his eyes for the final time after after laughing himself off the face of the earth, getting blood on the floor of his dingy old safehouse apartment, Sampo Koski wakes up again in a cozy warm bed.
... and after he'd already finished his gorey, overly dramatic exit. Really, how embarrassing!
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There are suspicions that Belobog's government is being infiltrated from the inside by the IPC. Fortunately, Gepard (and Pela) are on the case. Unfortunately, Gepard decided the best spy available was Sampo. And what first seems to be a simple bribing case reveals itself to be a problem of deep, spreading rot.
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THEY SAY THAT BUMBLEBEES SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO FLY. by wheresmy200bucks
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
19 Nov 2025
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Driven by fury and other human emotions he isn’t used to, Caine does something drastic to give him some peace of mind - he removes Zooble from the circus. HIS circus.
The rest of the gang wouldn’t suspect it was his doing. They’d all just think that the poor mismatch abstracted naturally like the others. There would be some sorrows, they’d move on, and He’ll feel much better without their complaining and negativity around.
…So why doesn’t he? And why aren’t they moving on? And why are they suspecting something is up?
Bookmarked by rhincodon_typus
26 Jul 2025