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Jacob Lash currently has two things on his to-do list: summon an elder god and sleep with Pocket. At least one of these is harder than it should be.
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Patience isn’t Lash’s strong suit, but trust isn’t Arin’s, and here they are. Maybe they’re underestimating him, but all Lash wants is their body — not their business, not their money, not their power. It makes it easy to surrender.
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When Lady Geist invites her for tea, Mina is so eager to please that she misses all the cues telling her she isn’t exactly the guest of honor.
She’s not even drinking the tea. Her only job is to hold it.
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The day of the Maelstrom arrives -- again and again and again.
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Pocket must spend a week at the Baroness, exploring the myriad turns their life might have taken -- or could yet take.
A Choose Your Own Adventure story.
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Abrams would like to say there’s nothing remotely impressive about Lash, that he can’t see whatever Pocket sees. He’d be lying.
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- Part 10 of The Pipeline
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You, a real biological human, have a boring day scrounging for cigarettes and getting sloppy with your ex, but it leads to an unforgettable night at the Bear Pit.
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“Where am I hunting for eggs?” Pocket asks.
“Around the apartment.”
They set their cup down slowly and force themself to look at his painted face. “Are the ‘eggs’ your testicles?”
“No,” Lash scoffs. Then he scoffs again, and once more for good measure.
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The humble steel chair was not made with this purpose in mind.
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Arin Fairfax was supposed to be her ticket to the perfect life. The frail doppelganger that haunts her boutique may as well be Arin’s ghost, as intangible as the future she was once promised.
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Written for the Deadlockin' Valentine's Day 2026 gift exchange!
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Wetwork, he’s heard it called. Humans love to euphemize, as if they can evade their violent nature through language alone.
Maybe that’s why he likes this human. His name doesn’t obscure. It revels in the most important thing about him.
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Lash is holding up two worn leather cords from which dangle cheap hunks of translucent white quartz, one apiece. They sway from his fist hypnotically, and Abrams once again finds himself actually listening to this moron.
“So you see the benefits,” Lash goes on. “It’s totally gonna protect us both in the ritual.”
“Why do you need someone else?” Abrams asks, entirely against his will.
“That’s just how it works. You can’t charge the crystal alone. That would be weird.”
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Nothing about Pocket is quite right anymore, but it's too close to reject them.
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Written for Deadlock Kinktober 2025, day 20: blood.
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Holliday helps McGinnis test out a new prototype.
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Written for day 2 of Deadlock Kinktober 2025. Prompt: fucking machines.
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Heavenly Bodies by Daydreams_Or_Nightmares, robocryptid, thedoormanfromdeadlock for nutriciousKibble
Fandoms: Balatro (Video Game), Christian Bible (New Testament)
29 Sep 2025
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The joker from Balatro has a proposition for Furry Jesus. (A Frantic Fanfic collaboration.)
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Lash doesn’t want anything from them that he can’t get from any number of his fans, and he doesn’t need anything from them at all. That’s the point.
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There are many strange and colorful guests who come through the Baroness, and the Doorman has seen them all. He says all are welcome, but that isn’t strictly true. Most are welcome.
He is undecided about the mangy creature muddying the rug.
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Where Everybody Knows Your Name by robocryptid, scalesandtails, thedoormanfromdeadlock
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
24 Aug 2025
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Jacob Lash checks in for a stay at the Baroness. He can check out anytime he likes, but the people here know him. How could he leave his loving public?
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On the one hand, Jacob Lash works very hard to keep his life as effortless as possible. On the other hand, his dick takes charge of decision-making at least a third of the time.
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- Part 9 of The Pipeline
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Baby, The Laugh's On Me by robocryptid for TormentaPrudii
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
15 Jun 2025
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With the Maelstrom looming, Abrams takes a chance on something he's wanted for a while.