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Elain has just been released from the cauldron and is struggling to come to terms with the initial shock of her new body. Amidst the horror of the ordeal she and her sister and their friends are going through, Elain is shocked to find out her connection to the strange red haired male with the single eye...
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- Part 1 of All the Stars in all the Skies
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All the Stars in all the Skies by roboticblanket
Fandom A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
20 Jan 2017
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A series of drabbles and one-shots relating to the ACOTAR fandom, usually about 1,000 words long. I plan to include multiple characters/relationships and a mix of AU and canon writing. I do take requests and prompts so feel free to send them my way either here or on my tumblr account of the same name.
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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'
“What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.
“I want to eat him,”
Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.
“Like...sexually or...literally?
Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.
“Yes,”
Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.
Alternatively, The Office Fic
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- Part 3 of Outsider POVs
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20 Feb 2026
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Small Circles of Awe by mellish
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Apr 2026
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“You must be excited, after such a long engagement. It will be like fairytale,” Ilya says. “So much champagne. So many ballgowns. If you can, please spare me a horse from your wedding presents. A fast one.”
Shane huffs out a laugh, because Ilya is ridiculous. I’ll miss this, he thinks. He clears his throat. “Must be nice, that you can marry whoever you want.”
There’s a long silence. Then Ilya says, “That’s not necessarily true.”
In which Shane is a prince, and engaged to Princess Rose. And Sir Ilya Rozanov is his personal knight. Royalty AU.
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20 Feb 2026
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There’s a tug at his hand and then a pair of soft lips meet his hand. Lance’s eyes fly open and kneeling right in front of him is Prince Silas, a warm smile over his lips. Everything stops and he can’t fucking breathe.
“It would be my honor for you to be my lover during the Paeonia Ceremony” He says.
“Fuck no” Keith replies.
“Oh my god” Pidge groans behind her hands and Lance has to whole-heartedly agree.
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15 Aug 2025
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A Court of Flames and Shadows by flamesandshadows
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
02 Aug 2022
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The Cauldron has a sense of humor, it seems.
After five hundred years of hatred and resentment, and a few confusing years barely tolerating each others' presence, a mating bond snaps into place, surprising both a High Lord and a powerful warrior and spymaster. Both males struggle with their complicated histories, filled with abuse and pain, as well as their families' and courts' expectations and prejudices.
Featuring:
-Azriel and Eris's tragic backstories
-Helion giving relationship advice
-Azriel's brothers get what they deserve
-Feyre, Mor and the Valkyries kicking ass together
-Eris's wing fetish
-Azriel going feral when his mate is threatened
-Azriel's shadows being matchmakers
-Nesta's lost Solstice present coming in handy
-Koschei going all Voldemort
-What Azriel whispered in Eris's ear at the High Lord's meeting
-Why Eris really left Mor in the woods
and more.I had no idea Azris was going to become my favorite ship to write when I started, but here we are. This is a sequel to A Court of Family Secrets. If you haven't read that, I have a few chapters to recommend to get up to speed. Welcome aboard the good ship Azris, happy sailing!
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- Part 2 of A Court of Family Secrets
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11 Jun 2023
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3 Jewels in the Hewn City by ACourtofLadyDeath
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
09 Nov 2023
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The bat boys commission special toys from a sex shop in Velaris that they are particularly excited about. Chaos is about to ensue during court in the Hewn City that night. This is porn, with some plot for extra *spice*. But this is just porn.
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- Part 4 of Nessian Week 2023
- Part 5 of Eris Vanserra Week 2023
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11 Jun 2023