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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    It's been twenty-seven days in Hell, and she's about to fuck the devil. (Or: the fic where Liz and Finn get together in less than a month and 10,000 words.)

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    The reality and perception of a situation can change. But if everything you feel is right - then what's left to dispute?

    (Summary expansion and list of potential triggers inside.) Minor rewrite in progress - 27 August.

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    " That drivel from romantic comedies about a man and a woman fighting at first, annoying each other, ultimately they fall in love. Pure shit. This wasn't love. This was gravity. This was physics. He was a dying star. She was a supernova. Two galaxies collapsing into each other for eternity. Swirling and pinwheeling into oblivion. There would be no romance, no toothy smiles as the credits rolled, just a silent explosion that could take out a corner of the universe."

     

    Liz and Finn argue their way through yet another disaster.

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    31 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    It's not the best move to burst into his office first thing the next morning and demand, "You're royalty?" with probably a little too much glee in her voice, but Liz couldn't care less. This motherfucker has a coat of arms.

    Finn startles so badly he almost falls out of his chair, eyes wide for a moment before settling into their normal squinty belligerence. "The correct term is 'aristocrat,'" he says. "And how did you not know this? It's hardly a secret." He still looks shifty, though. More than his usual, default shifty.

    "Because the minute you weirdos start talking about dukes and duchesses, I feel like I'm trapped in a shitty off-Broadway production of The Lion In Winter."


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    31 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Dunk squeezed his eyes shut, his face burning. “Begging your pardon. I am not comely, your grace. You mock me.”

    “You are mistaken on both counts," Baelor said softly, smiling. "In truth, I thought of little else after you left here. Little save this fresh-faced young knight, as big and strong as an oak, who seemed so eager to please me.”

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    29 May 2026