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Sour Lemon Dweebs by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Jul 2026
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“Mr. Stark,” Peter squeaks against a background of whooshing wind, clearly mid-swing.
“Yeah, what’s up, kid?”
“Did you listen to, uh… Which voicemails did you hear?”
“None of them, give me a recap. Twenty seconds max.”
“Okay, okay, okay. I found an alien glowy thingy and I would like to say that I know for sure that it won’t blow up, but I don’t, because it really looks like it might blow up.”
“Kid. For the love of— Are you carrying it around?”
“Uuuuh,” Peter says, like he’s really looking for a reason to say ‘no’. “Yes…?”
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Spoiler alert: It blows upBookmarked by s770331
17 Jul 2026
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The shoe shining business is booming by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jul 2024
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“How was your day?”
“I didn’t take proper notes in class so I’m probably going to fall behind, and my laptop is falling apart, and the ice caps are melting, and someone broke into our house last night and I totally froze and I think that means I can’t be a proper superhero anymore you should just take my suit away,” Peter doesn’t say.
“Everything is gravy,” Peter does say and he does a finger guns thing which feels very cringe and, judging by Mr. Stark’s single raised eyebrow, also looks very cringe.
All right. All right. Peter promises himself. If he gets through the rest of this day without embarrassing himself, he will tell Mr. Stark about the burglar before heading home.Bookmarked by s770331
16 Jul 2026
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A roomba, a raccoon and a new recruit by Bergen, happyaspie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Oct 2024
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Tony always knew that Queens was a bit of an unhinged neighborhood. So of course it was going to be during a visit to Queens that he once again fell victim to a robot attack. The ‘robot’ being an overexcited roomba that responded to voice commands awfully well.
Whoever made this roomba was clearly operating on that fine line between genius and insanity.
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Occupational hazard by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Mar 2023
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“Hi there,” Tony Stark says.
“Go away,” Peter replies. The drainpipe he is leaning against digs into his back, reminding him he doesn’t have a lot of room for escape.
“Can’t I buy you dinner?”
“Nope.” He shouldn’t refuse, probably. But the way Tony Stark stares at him, a bit like how a detective would study a cadaver, is giving him a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach.
“Why not?” the man asks. He holds out both hands, palms turned upward. A ‘Look, safe’-sort of gesture. “I’ll let you pick the place.”
“Oh, goodie. And later will you let me pick where you’re going to bury my dead body?”- Language:
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Occupational Benefit by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Mar 2025
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"A witch popped out of a rabbit hole in Central Park," Tony says. "Sorceress. Evil person. She was making inanimate objects come to life, there’s still trash cans running around Central Park, throwing beer cans at citizens, probably, Rhodey is wrangling them. Because with that suit of his, the hope is the trash cans might be persuaded to think of him as their supreme leader, or perhaps mother duck.”
Her impatience is making a rapid comeback. “Stick to the medically relevant information, please.”
“Kid says he was hit by a truth spell.”
“Yes,” Peter says. “I was hit by a truth spell.”Bookmarked by s770331
16 Jul 2026