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This was truly the life, Hans thought. Hose down around his garters, a rough hand gripped behind his bare arse, another rucking up the hem of his chainmail, and Hans himself about to empty his balls down his male page's throat.
No, Hans really could not recall why he'd never liked having a page before.
After Hans Capon is saved from Cumans by one Henry of Skalitz, he discovers that the man has a secret: a certain fondness for men's bodies that goes far beyond anything appropriate. Intrigued by his new friend, Hans offers him a temporary position as his page—nothing grand, just some essential training in exchange for saving his life and for providing occasional company.
Only, he can't help himself from tacking on an extra proposition, one that he thinks would satisfy both himself and his new page. He should have known it would spin out of control. Not like it would be the first time that thinking with his cock had got him into trouble, after all.
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- Part 1 of Blood and Bile
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29 Jun 2026
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“You’re stupidly bold,” Hans says, and Henry’s smile widens until his nose wrinkles as he replies, “And do you like that?”
“Maybe.”
As he slips into his hose, Henry’s voice behind him starts low then rises, as though during the act of saying the thing, he finds some more boldness to push him through to the end of the sentence, “Then next time, you’ll have an answer besides maybe.”
Next time. A shiver runs through Hans that he hides in the process of throwing his pourpoint around his shoulders. “Next time,” he says, and starts higher than he ends, losing his own boldness halfway through.
It starts at the bathhouse, a drunken mistake, and then continues, and continues, and continues. KCD1 scenes reimagined with more intentional Hansry.
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- Part 34 of altar
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26 Jun 2026
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Twice (but it wasn't my fault) by borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
26 Apr 2026
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Hans has had enough. The people don’t respect him, his uncle thinks he is unfit for anything, and nothing he ever does is enough.
So he ventures out on a whim, gets his helmet visor hopelessly stuck shut, saves a woman’s life, and hears the most magical words of his life: thank you.He quickly decides to do it again.
Anonymously.
Throw in a pesky local blacksmith, one fateful visit to the bathhouse, and a mysterious knight with the same idea (whom he keeps running into)—and Hans’ life becomes something he could never have expected.
Or: a little story about how two idiots manage to find each other twice and accidentally create a local legend.
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11 Jun 2026
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and all at once, you’re all I want by Brittnodo
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Jun 2025
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Hans and Henry share a bed, and Hans most certainly does not experience multiple crises in the span of one night.
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06 Jun 2026
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“Is this any good?”
Hans’s breath has a stuttering quality to it. He says, “I honestly don’t know. You’re making me rethink my entire life.”
“Christ,” Henry says, his breath huffing against Hans in a tiny laugh, and Hans shivers again as the heat of his breath meets the relative coolness of the evening air, both touching him at the same time. “I don’t think it’s supposed to be like that.”
“You don’t think? Hasn’t a girl ever sucked you off before?”
Henry purses his lips for a moment, pressing them together. When he relaxes his mouth again, blood rushes back to his lips and paints them a darker shade of pink. “Um. No.”
At the Devil’s Den, two beginners teach themselves and each other something new.
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- Part 24 of altar
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04 Jun 2026
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Collection where I will post my kcd and hansry art (including explicit art)
This is not a written workBookmarked by salamanders_please
03 Jun 2026
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He's been collecting every kind of touch from Henry that he can, even before he understood why. Helping, hurting, a friendly greeting, a balled fist.
In the bathhouse, Hans considers different types of touch.
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03 Jun 2026
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He wishes he didn’t know. Oh, fucking hell, how he wishes he didn’t know.
His life would be so much easier, so much more straight forward and less goddamn distracting if he didn’t know.
But no. Oh, no, he just had to ask the bloody smart-mouthed, rat-arsed peasant, to join him in the fucking baths.
And now Hans is being fucking haunted.
- In which Hans makes an unexpected discovery about Henry, and it throws him for a loop.-
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01 Jun 2026
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dearer than worldly honour by theharellan
Fandom Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Jun 2026
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Galehaut replied, “Ask whatever you wish, and I'll never refuse you, for you are dearer to me than worldly honour.”
A collection of my Hans x Henry fanfiction.
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31 May 2026
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notes of chamomile and musk by theharellan
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Oct 2025
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Henry relieves himself of his tunic last, rubbing the gooseflesh spread across his shoulders to a calm. His whole body had broken into them, as if they'd endured the deep chill of winter, and not the weight of another man's eyes.
Henry laughs— at himself, at this want in him he's feeding at last, and how good it feels.
And then the door opens.
"Getting started without me, are you?" Hans asks, his petulant tone teasing.
Henry retires early from an evening at the Devil's Den, and Hans comes to join him.
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- Part 9 of dearer than worldly honour
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31 May 2026
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Stakeout Rhymes With Makeout by Prim_the_Amazing for batsplinters
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
14 Aug 2023
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SAVOIR FAIRE [Legendary: Failure] - Oh, you’ve got this in the fucking bag.
YOU - “Maybe we could fuck about it?” The words slip out of your mouth casually, matter of factly, like you’ve only just suggested that you should take the opportunity to rummage through someone’s mail. You hear them as you speak them, like they somehow managed to completely bypass your brain on the way out of your mouth.
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Kim and Harry are on a stakeout. It gets pretty interesting.
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10 May 2026
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PAIN THRESHOLD – You’re loud, and impulsive, and not that great to look at. You cry all the fucking time, like a child.
YOU – Try not to spiral.
VOLITION [Legendary: Failure] – Oh, it’s spiraling time all right.
How does a Tip Top Tournée racer go missing from his MC with everyone watching? And what's happening, exactly, between you and the lieutenant?
-------------------------------------Set in the same universe as other works in this series, but can be read as a stand-alone story. Now complete.
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- Part 3 of Disco Nighttiming
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05 May 2026
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30 Apr 2026
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Kim feels for the Satellite Officer. It’s clear what he’s been through, what Harry has subjected him to over the last few years - Kim only knows the half of it, of course, but he’s seen it before, hermit-cops pushing everyone away, their partner last man standing at the bombsite. Still, it feels cruel to punish this person for it, this wiped-clean, remade Harry, looking at Kim now like a bottle-fed animal about to be released into the wild. If Kim does go to the 41st, navigating all this will be an extra layer of complexity. He should think very carefully about it - about whether it’s worth getting mixed up in all of it. The mess.
A slow-burn, Kim-POV story about going to the 41st, against his better judgement.
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27 Apr 2026
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The Smallest Church in Jamrock by PositivelyVexed for Esteliel
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
25 Dec 2021
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He is not a figure in stained glass, but you get on your knees for him just the same.
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26 Apr 2026
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It can’t be deliberate, of course. It’s a flagrant breach of protocol. Not something Kim Kitsuragi would do without good reason, and you are not that.
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23 Apr 2026
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Where the Sidewalk Ends and the Pale Begins by prince_doomed
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
25 Mar 2026
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The nerves of his index and middle finger tingled in protest, as the cigarette burned down to its nub. Kim sighed and let the butt slip from his fingers, crushing it under his heel.
The Pale loomed all around them, cold and isolating. A numb, senseless grief, for a memory that never was.
Impulse took hold of him like a heart attack. Kim reached out, grabbed Harry by his tie and pulled him upward, pressing their faces together. Harry’s lower lip was plump and soft as Kim took it between his own in a kiss that tasted sour, of his own cigarette smoke and Harry's years of alcohol abuse.
In the midst of a conversation with Harry about grief, and what it means to be alive, Kim's nightly cigarette goes out, and he finds himself seeking the stimulation based reminder of his own vitality another way.
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21 Apr 2026
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The third time you trip over Harry, you take him by the shoulders and physically steer him away from you. He’s wearing his mesh tank-top again. You can tell from the warm furry bare skin you touch. You push him over to the far wall - which is not very far at all - the two of you stepping in sync, almost dancing. “Stay,” you say. A hitch of breath, then silence. “Good boy,” you say, almost without thinking, and there is a sharp sudden breath before you. The drag of air across your skin.
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21 Apr 2026
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Kim realizes Harry’s afraid of touching and being touched. So Kim starts, very slowly, enacting his plan to make the detective more comfortable with being touched. He starts small. A hand on Harry’s shoulder when he’s done well, or when he needs to be bolstered. He leans into him to whisper confidentially into his ear. Once, the detective has mustard on his shirt, and Kim wets his handkerchief and dabs at it while the man stiffens and his face goes scarlet. He allows his hand to brush Harry’s when they play Suzerainty, handing off the die. But Harry doesn’t touch Kim. No, the detective keeps his hands to himself.
And then in May Harry touches him of his own volition.
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21 Apr 2026
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When Azula challenged Zuko to an Agni Kai on the day of Sozin’s Comet, she set in motion a succession by right of challenge. The Agni Kai left Azula defeated, and Zuko claimed his ascendency.
With Zuko on the mend, the Fire Nation prepares for his formal coronation.
But a faction of careful observers approach with a problem: before Azula was defeated, she left Zuko mortally wounded, unable to complete the Agni Kai. The bending master who actually defeated Azula, the true Fire Lord by right of challenge…was Katara of the Southern Water Tribe.
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27 Mar 2026