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[podfic] The Muppets Present: Trent Crimm's Confession by schittposting, talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), with (dairaliz)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Trent lost a bet.
Podfic of The Muppets Present: Trent Crimm's Confession by Perpetual Motion (perpetfic).
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[Podfic] The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by 42donotpod (42donotpanic), AeliaCollabs (AeliaFell), Aliteralgarbageheap, Amanita_Fierce, blackglass, celli_pods, chroniclaconic, contributor-sky (deepestbluesky), daisydiversions, FandomisOhana, farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), hullomoon, iggygiraffe, korechthonia, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mangotart_reads, MeggieJollysMultivoice (MeggieJolly), mistbornhero, PerilousNWicked (WhiskyTangoForeigner), RainScrawl, Ravin, read by (horchatapods), schittposting, semperfiona, Separate_Entity, sisi_rambles, sundiallpods (fullsundiall), supermandypods (thegreatmandino), talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), whimsicalmeerkat, with (be_brave13), with (dairaliz), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (poemreads), with (Tipsy_Kitty), with (wilfriede0815), wjgravity, xia_pods, YouAreAllKitties (YouAreAKitty)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
Podfic of The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower.
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[Podfic] Is this thing on? by AeliaCollabs (AeliaFell), Aliteralgarbageheap, Amanita_Fierce, celli_pods, FandomisOhana, iggygiraffe, mistbornhero, Mistchievous, multiplicity (cheshiretears), nonplussed podfics (nonplussed), RSCollabs (RainScrawl), schittposting, sisi_rambles, sundiallpods (fullsundiall), talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), theyarnmaidstale, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (be_brave13), with (dairaliz), with (poemreads), xia_pods
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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“They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”
Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.
“This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”
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Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.
Podfic of Is this thing on? by ARustySpork.
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[podfic] Zones d'opacité offensive by daisydiversions, fifteen_mv (fifteen), jacks_long_coat, schittposting, shash_multivoice (sunkitten_shash), Tipsy_Kitty
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Püha ja õudne lõhn | Sacred and Terrible Air - Robert Kurvitz
27 May 2026
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[22m 4s]
History echoes across Elysium, through Revachol and inside Kim Kitsuragi's trigger finger.
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[Podfic] Dick Math by schittposting, sundiallpods (fullsundiall), talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), YouAreAllKitties (YouAreAKitty)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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Audio Length: 6:46
On one particularly obsessive evening, he’d spoken into his phone, eyes burning from looking at the picture for far too long:
“Hey Siri, what is the average Slavic penis length?”
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I don’t understand your question.”
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Or: Nine inches. Shane thinks that’s a big fucking lie.
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FAQ: The Podfic Portion of “FAQ: The Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis Defense” Fandom by deepestbluesky, farkenshnoffingottom, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), korechthonia, schittposting, with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns
11 May 2025
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A podfic-centric guide to the “FAQ: The Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis Defense” Fandom
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[podfic] whether rain or shine, naughty or nice by B13_MaybeThisTime, daisydiversions, esbielle was also here (esbielle), HowOldAreWe, hullomoon, Jet_pods (Jetainia), multiplicity (cheshiretears), N0Connections, NC Pods (N0Connections), read by (horchatapods), schittpodding (schittposting), schittposting, skipperpods (thesleepyskipper), talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), theArcherPods (TheArcher), voiced by (kbirb), with (dairaliz) for doingthemost
Fandoms: Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
18 Feb 2025
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And just like that, Glinda becomes interim leader of Oz in time for Mistlemas.
She's not immune to the irony of it all: during Oz's greatest celebratory season, all she wants to do is flounce upon her bed and curl up, wrapping herself up in thousand-count sheets, and mar her pretty face with tears. Who better to give Elphaba the show of abject mourning that she deserves than the woman responsible for her death?
So she cries, then cries some more—oblivious to the green envelope that slides itself underneath her bedroom door, waiting for her.
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A Gelphie fix-it/reunion advent challenge, set after the full story of Wicked, composed of 250 and 500 word chapters.
Podfic of whether rain or shine, naughty or nice by doingthemost.
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[podfic] Proper Ploys by hullomoon, schittposting, with (dairaliz)
Fandoms: Wicked (Movie 2024)
14 Jan 2025
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Galinda takes it upon herself to teach her roommate and brand-new friend Elphaba how to flirt. It's very selfless of her, really.
Podfic of Proper Ploys by idiopathicsmile.
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Des Bonnes Raisons Pour T'aimer by schittposting, xLoveMx
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
26 May 2024
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Halfway across the Atlantic, with Alex engrossed in his French course, Nora had perked up, telling him about her recent calculations and their 99.9 percent chance of having fun in Paris.“What’s the other 0.01 percent?” Alex had asked, watching the corners of Nora’s mouth turn upwards. “Plane crash, getting stabbed with a baguette, take your pick.” // Or. the Paris AU we all deserve.
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Een warme aanraking by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), part_the_salt (pass_the_salt), schittposting, Silvernightwalker for chaos_monkey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
15 May 2024
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Aziraphale is interrupted while enjoying a good book, but he doesn't mind terribly much...
Aziraphale wordt onderbroken tijdens het lezen van een goed boek, maar hij vind het eigenlijk niet zo erg...
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Troll Toll by NC Pods (N0Connections), schittposting, Silvernightwalker, steddiestories (stardust_andstories), with (be_brave13), with (dairaliz) for wynnyfryd
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 May 2024
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November 2008. Eddie and Steve visit Dustin in his new city and become champions of the sun. (written for @steddiemicrofic tumblr’s January prompt: ‘hole,’ 404 words)
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Iets Heel Aardigs by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), schittposting, Silvernightwalker for chaos_monkey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
13 May 2024
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It takes a few minutes, but Crowley does finally work out what sort of "something" Aziraphale is on about doing for him in return for saving those books.
Het duurt een paar minuten, maar Crowley begrijpt eindelijk wat Aziraphale voor hem terug wilt doen nadat hij zijn boeken heeft gered...
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[Text & Podfic] A powerful orgy by coffee_mage, little_seahorse, LoopyDangerFrog, Meomyr, schittposting, Silvernightwalker, vexbatch, with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_Djapchan (Djapchan)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Batman - All Media Types, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
12 May 2024
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Tea-rrific Advice by Amanita_Fierce, HowOldAreWe, hullomoon, NC Fics (N0Connections), PA_pods (patientanxiety), schittposting, skipperpods (thesleepyskipper), sunlightsymphony, with (dairaliz)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 May 2023
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Sometimes the residents of Hawkins need some advice. Who better to ask than everyone’s favorite anonymous advice columnist, Thirsty V. What could go wrong? This is a Vecna crack fic with some dark jokes. I’m sorry, but Vecna is not. Okay, I’m not either. That’s the tea.
Bonus this CRACK fic is also a podfic.
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[podfic] Tell Me a Story? by petrodobreva, roseszain multivoices (roseszain), schittposting, skipperpods (thesleepyskipper), with (dairaliz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 May 2023
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Ed starts to listen to the radio and falls for a voice...
Podfic of Tell Me a Story? by Pastor_of_Muppets.
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[Podfic] my wife doesn't know I hench, the evil sex ray made my employees do it, and more by Amanita_Fierce, HowOldAreWe, JanuariumPods (Januarium), NC Pods (N0Connections), schittposting, skipperpods (thesleepyskipper)
Fandoms: Hench - Natalie Zina Walschots, Ask a Manager Blog - Alison Green
10 Feb 2023
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It's hench week at Ask a Manager!
Podfic of my wife doesn't know I hench, the evil sex ray made my employees do it, and more by whetherwoman.
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[Podfic] Sherlock Sands and the Mystery of the Pie Thief by B13_MaybeThisTime, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), HowOldAreWe, hullomoon, RhetoricalQuestions, schittposting, skipperpods (thesleepyskipper), sunlightsymphony, with (dairaliz) for IndestructibleHeart
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
14 Jan 2023
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When Twyla Sands' pumpkin pie disappears from the table, she goes on a quest to discover the thief.
Podfic of Sherlock Sands and the Mystery of the Pie Thief by doingthemost.
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Steve gets to the table last, and there’s only one name tag left. SUGARPLUM, it reads in garish red and green. Steve groans.
“Robin, trade with me.”
“That’s Peppermint to you,” she says, “and sorry, but no.”
“Come on, Rob, please, I can’t be Sugarplum all season.”
“Sorry,” she says, with a falsely sympathetic grimace. “Shoulda gotten here faster, Sugarplum.”
“Sugarplum, huh?” says a deep voice from behind Steve. He turns, and it’s the long-haired guy he’d been staring at earlier. The guy looks Steve up and down, then smiles at him, and Steve’s a goner. He’d do anything to get this guy to look at him like that, smile at him like that, again. The guy raises an eyebrow and gives Steve a little shrug. “Suits you.”
Okay, Steve thinks, Sugarplum it is.
Steve and Robin get jobs at the mall as elves in Santa's Workshop, and Steve falls for a cute and flirty fellow elf.
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Sam gets a haircut, and Jamie figures out his feelings.
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Patrick Brewer comes to Schitt's Creek with a goal: drive Rose Apothecary out of business so Christmas World can take over its space. He's not counting on falling for its owner.