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Hermione and Ron are busy with their own relationship, leaving a grumpy and socially awkward Harry single. Determined to help, they convince him to try a dating app. One "accidental" match later, and Harry’s life is full of awkward texts, panicked thoughts, and the slow, chaotic charm of Cedric Diggory.
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Oliver and Percy had flitted by to deliver their Disapproving Speech about the woes and dangers of falling in the trap of drunken and ill-advised romantic feelings for older wizards. Harry half tuned out of the litany of complaints and threats and warnings, to which he is fully aware of the moral complications of having feelings as a principle. But it's not as if he can stop now. Too late. He'll just have to die then.
“Are you even listening?” Percy screeches, too similar to Molly at her most displeased.
“Yes,” Harry says, you know, like a liar.
Oliver makes a sound that is an iteration of If it weren't for the laws of this infirmary I would have wrung your neck with my bare hands and honestly Harry can empathise with him.
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19 Apr 2026