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    "Lilly says I have an overactive imagination and a pathological need to invent drama in my life."

    I really like the Princess Diaries books and movies, but I have criticisms of both, as well as a film-verse OTP I love almost more than the book OTP.
    Generally AU's.

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    You know what would've been WAY COOLER than Diaspro and Bloom having a love triangle over Sky for the entirety of Winx Club's run, with zero lasting development for Diaspro?

    Diaspro and Bloom BOTH kicking Sky to the curb and becoming drinking buddies.
    There. I fixed it.

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  3. Summary

    Evidently, I have to write the smut I want to see in the world.

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    her eyes open, and she steps into the world as one whole person.

    she spends her life trying to sew the torn edges that person back together.

     

    [A collection of the Jane-centric stories I've written]

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    In one lifetime, Mia learns she is a princess in the Plaza Hotel from her father at the age of 14.

    In this one, she learns it at 13, from the 14 year old Lord Nicholas Devereaux, before she has any requirement to be royal.

    She's happy about this. And then. She still has to be a princess. It still sucks.

    (Or, in which I clean up the Princess Diaries books to A) Include a film-only character I really like, and B) Make a series about a girl finding out she's a princess actually be about that girl having to be a princess, instead of solely how it effects her social/love life.)

    book-movie fusion 'verse

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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    26 May 2026

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    The story goes like this:
    In 1973, Armand met a beautiful boy and chased him around the world, until the boy finally stopped running and started loving him back.
    In 1985, Armand erased all of the boy's memories, and let him go to live a normal human life.
    In 2022, Armand was desperate and heartbroken enough to bind them together forever.

    That's the story... according to Armand, who can't string three words together without sneaking a gaslighting attempt in.
    So yeah.
    No.

     

    Or: Armand tells Daniel the "truth" about their relationship after '73. Daniel calls bullshit.

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    26 May 2026

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    "Armand?" said the man with the silver hair. "Hey man, it'd be great if you could weigh in here."

    "My name is Amadeo, sirs."

    The silver-haired man stared at him.

    "You see?" said the blond man after a moment, folding his arms. "This is why I have long mistrusted the craven commercialism of online recommendations. Daniel, when it comes to magic, you really should learn to rely on word of mouth instead."

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    25 May 2026

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    19 May 2026