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Unlike dating, sex seems doable. It’s a form of connection, like what Dan and Matt are always going on about, but without the awkward small talk and deeply personal questions that border on invasive. To Neil, it seems even more basic than that: using your body to make someone else’s body feel good. He could do that.
He happens to have a body. One that functions mostly normally.
It’ll probably be fine.
Or: Neil comes to find, three months into sleeping with Andrew, that maybe he’s not very good at casual.
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the cat with a thousand lives by seasy33
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
22 May 2026
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Some time ago, Xie Lian was (almost certainly) cursed to take the form of a kitten. Defenseless and just as unlucky as he was in his mortal body, he ends up kidnapped by a group of ghosts looking for a good gift to give their Chengzhu for his upcoming birthday. After all, who wouldn’t want a cat that seemingly can’t die?
Hua Cheng, for one.
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Bloodied and broken, the stranger looks like a fallen angel.
Too bad Andrew knows that that’s just a synonym for trouble.
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As it turns out, being roommates with your ex-friend-with-benefits complicates things. Especially when you keep breaking your own rules.
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Nicky returns to South Carolina for the first time in two years for his aunt's funeral. Caught up in the hopes of what it might mean for his parents to invite him home after cutting all contact, he forgets that places - and people - don't change just because you've spent time away from them.
He might've also forgotten that Tilda wasn't alone in the car crash.
Or: Nicky's first day back in the States since high school, meeting the twins (or at least one of them) for the first time.
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Eyes on me by shushu_yaoi_lj for P_pato_roldnart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Feb 2026
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“Porn.”
Snow gapes at me from the sofa, blinking a couple of times.
“Beg your pardon?” he asks.
“Porn is the solution to your current problems,” I explain calmly, sipping on my tea. “Not watching it, but making it. You can easily make porn and then sell it online.”
Snow looks at me like I’ve grown at least a couple of heads.
“B-b-but—who on earth would buy porn of me?”
I know at least one person.Or the one where Dev starts plotting.
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08 Jul 2026
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Taming The Scum Villain by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2025
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When Shen Yuan transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon Way as a no-name NPC, he doesn't expect to catch the attention of the scum villain himself so thoroughly.
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"I can fix him." Shen Yuan says, making Shen Jiu worse.
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03 Jul 2026
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Peerless_Eats by tabulaxrasa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Aug 2020
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Shen Yuan had a huge, well-kept secret. He had, for two years, managed to not breathe a word of it. None of his coworkers or friends or students had any idea at all, and it was something he kept close to his heart. Lips sealed, that was Shen Yuan!
His secret was that he had an amazing roommate.
(Binghe cooks amazing food! Shen Yuan makes a secret Instagram about it! Will they survive academia long enough to realize they are in love? Could I fit more tropes in this thing?)
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02 Jul 2026
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lie: detected, husband: acquired by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
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“And…” Shang Qinghua raises a brow. “What did you say you were?”
“Well,” Shen Yuan says, subtly trying to pull his hand back from a heavily sedated Luo Binghe who not-so-subtly keeps murmuring ‘Married?’ over and over with every squeeze of his fingers, “about that—”
“Bro.” The scandalized gasp that bounces off the walls makes Shen Yuan feel like a criminal. “You had to lie about your familial relationship with the dude, and the first thing that came to mind was to say you’re his husband?”
“Actually,” Shen Yuan corrects, “I didn’t say I was his husband.”
At his side, Luo Binghe breathes out a soft, “Husband.”
Or; Shen Yuan acts like pretending to be Binghe’s husband isn’t the best thing to ever happen to him.
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02 Jul 2026
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Halasana by The Feels Whale (miscellea) for cinnamonsnaps, ataratah, D20Owlbear, x_los, JaneDrewFinally
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2021
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Yoga Instructor Luo Binghe makes an ill advised bet with his employee to prove that he is not a sex addict and can stop sleeping with the hot clients whenever he wants.
Then Shen Yuan walks in.
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What walked into his studio was the physical embodiment of every secret bisexual leaning Binghe had ever had, condensed into one delicately boned man in prAna compression leggings and loose tank top with the sides cut open to reveal tantalizing glimpses of his rib cage and the barest hint of a pair of pink areolas. The man looked up at Binghe with soft black eyes behind his round glasses that just made them look even bigger. His thin, soft-looking lips curved up in a smile.
Binghe felt his own grin freeze.
“I’m Shen Yuan, I’m here for your three o’clock one-on-one?”
“Great!” Binghe’s mouth said, while his brain continued to buffer. “Go ahead and get your mat set up while I check something in front. I’ll be right back.”
He let himself out of the solo studio and caught Hualing’s eye over by the counter. “I’ll bring your money in the morning, bitch.”
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Or: that one where an ethical slut catches feelings
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