8 Works by self_simp
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“Found you.” Now that he’s closer, he can smell a faint scent that he hadn’t noticed before. Pheromones.
Trump was in heat.
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Yes, you heard that right. I, a merman, went to a pool party. Fabulous idea, I know- save your applause.
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Penetralium- the innermost or most secret part of a place.
As Klaus prepares his hybrid army, he starts to realize that he had other more emotional motivations for forcing Stefan into this deal with him. Can Stefan ever learn to let go of his past life in Mystic Falls? Can he ever be the ruthless killer he was meant to be?
And most importantly: can he ever love Klaus back?
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Buy One, Get One Free by self_simp
Fandoms: 여신강림 | True Beauty (Korea TV), True Beauty - Yaongyi (Webcomic)
19 Feb 2024
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He stalks off, his buddies tailing him like a pack of golden retrievers. That’s it? I think. I don’t know why I’m disappointed he didn’t throw me onto the ground and start a fight with me the second we locked eyes. Until I realize that that would be an excuse for him to touch me.
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Limerence: The state of being infatuated or obsessed with another person, typically experienced involuntarily and characterized by a strong desire for reciprocation of one's feelings but not primarily for a sexual relationship.
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Hannibal's soup was something many chefs had tried to recreate, but to no avail. Chef Will Graham has vowed to be the first. But when he suddenly has to dispose of the body of the food critic who was planning on ratting him out to the health department for bringing his dogs to work... he decides to make use of the meat. And apparently that was the secret ingredient- human meat. This grabs the attention of Hannibal Lecter- the creator of the dish. How did Will Graham discover his secret?
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The image of Kim lying on the couch, his arm slung around Chay’s waist- flashes in his mind. He remembers the pang in his chest when Kim immediately changed the subject after Chay told him he loved him for the first time. How he laughed it off.
It's a funny joke, though. It’s probably a good sign that Kim’s joking about it now, he thinks.
Kim still hasn’t said it back yet, his mind can’t help but remind him.
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- Part 1 of wholesome kinnporsche oneshots
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just 3 am sleepy boyfriend antics
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- Part 2 of wholesome kinnporsche oneshots