shallowlives
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- Bandom (37)
- The Academy Is... (29)
- Cobra Starship (26)
- Fall Out Boy (20)
- Panic! at the Disco (17)
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A mysterious assistant director is interfering with the documentary. Daniel did not hire an assistant director, but he can guess who it may be.
Potential spoilers for S3 E3
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The Rapture Comes to Mississauga by shallowlives
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
15 Jun 2026
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“I’ve taken up bowling. And I have this weird thing that happens where suddenly everyone around me disappears like the Rapture’s come? And I… you know… I feel him.”
Daniel goes bowling in Toronto. And the Rapture comes. Again.
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Wishing to Be the Friction in Your Jeans (Setting in a Honeymoon) by shallowlives
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Young Veins
20 Apr 2026
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“You know that’s not true.” William takes Gabe’s hand to play with his fingers, twisting the engagement ring. He glances up toward Gabe. “Love doesn’t exist for people like us. The ‘til death do us part’ is a load of bull when you're already dying.”
“Dying people get married all the time.”
“Not people who are trying to die.”
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Weddings are supposed to be a happy ending. Not in the finale to the Decaydance Weightloss Competition, though!
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Living Well Is the Best Revenge by shallowlives
Fandoms: Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is...
21 Feb 2023
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Gabe was not pleased in the slightest to see his soon-to-be ex-husband standing at the doorstep to an apartment that was supposed to be all his now, a symbolic transition into his new life, and yet, no matter how hard he blinked, William was still standing there, fresh out of the office in his tailored suit and cradling a bottle of chardonnay in his arms.
“When I gave you my address,” Gabe said slowly, “I thought it was obvious that it was for, y’know, dropping off our daughter or legal documents or shit I forgot.”
“I know,” William said, beaming that excellent and expensive dental care kind of smile.
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While seeking a divorce from his CEO ex-husband William Beckett, Gabe mistakenly lets him into his apartment to have sex one last time. When he finds out he's pregnant, Gabe does what any rational person would do: lie that the father of the baby is actually his divorce lawyer, Pete Wentz.
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Who Could Love Me, I Am Out of My Mind by shallowlives
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Young Veins
06 Sep 2022
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"This place is turning me into a fucking sloth!”
Pete and Gabe sit in stunned silence for a few moments, before Pete whispers, “But I like sloths.”
Patrick huffs and slouches. “Oh great, Pete, that really fucking helps.”
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It's been one week since Ryan's disastrous birthday party. Patrick is hospitalized for his ED, and nobody seems to get it-- except for William. Meanwhile, relapse is a tempting fantasy for both Gabe and Ryan... if only their fiances weren't standing in the way.
(Takes place after Sit Back, Relax, Relapse Again)
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The Decaydance Weightloss Competition Universe by shallowlives
Fandom Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, Midtown (Band), Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Young Veins
21 Apr 2026
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ED!William and Vampire!Gabe by shallowlives
Fandom Bandom, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is...
02 Dec 2020
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In The Most Unexpected Places, I See Changes by shallowlives
Fandom Bandom, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is...
27 Oct 2020
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He Said, “Why Don’t You Just Drop Dead?” by shallowlives
Fandom A Little Less Sixteen Candles a Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy (Song), Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, I Don't Know How But They Found Me (Band), Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Waterparks (Band)
21 Apr 2020
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“Maybe I’ll join you.”
Rashid’s eyes grow wide. Or, well, wider. Kid’s got doll eyes on an average day. Daniel swears he hears his breath hitch and something inside of him is set aflame.
“I don’t think that’s wise, Mr. Molloy.”
With a nonchalance he doesn’t truly feel, Daniel shrugs and begins to take his clothes off.
Daniel gets more than he bargained for when he decides to explore the penthouse on his own.
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- Part 3 of deviling my minion
Bookmarked by shallowlives
06 Jul 2026
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drink, my senseless boy by hvnnigrvhm
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
19 Nov 2024
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For a murderer, Armand kisses way too softly. He kisses like a fragile little thing about to break in Daniel’s hands—an apex predator pretending to be an innocent lamb, to dull Daniel’s vigilance. And it works abundantly well; he feels mightily, strong. He forgets he’s burdened with a Parkinson’s disease. He wants to bend Armand over and fuck him until he can’t move, until he chokes and struggles for breath. He wants to do so many unspeakable, monstrous things, it genuinely terrifies him. Instead, he—
“You’re insane,” he rasps, in between the frenzied kisses.
“Yes,” Armand mumbles back with a hazy smile and kisses him again; a messy, wet gesture. “And you’re drawn to it.”
the aftermath of the dubai fallout— louis leaves the penthouse and daniel gets corrupted.
Bookmarked by shallowlives
06 Jul 2026
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the orpheus and eurydice of recollection by SheOfBadIdeas
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Jan 2025
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Don’t look back, don’t look back, don’t look back.
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A Devil’s Minion “Choose Your Own Adventure” fic.
Bookmarked by shallowlives
06 Jul 2026
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Ballad of the Lonesome Hunter by TrillianParadise
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Jul 2026
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At almost seventy, chastened by Parkinson’s, two divorces, and two estranged daughters, he thought he was done with doing depraved shit that made him want to vomit his own guts out. But even without the drugs, this – whatever the fuck this is – might be the most intense rush of sickening arousal he has ever experienced in his life. At age sixty-nine, the best he’s ever had.
The electric clock on the table reads 4:13 a.m. Above his head is Francis Bacon’s famous 1962 triptych. He’s in Dubai. Thirty floors up, in Lous de Pointe du Lac’s penthouse, and one of the most dangerous beings in the world is kneeling between his thighs with his cock in his mouth.
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06 Jul 2026
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Millennial v Child of the Millennia by ailisisanalias
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Jul 2026
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The Vampire Lestat is touring North America, plagued by muses past and present. One of those muses, Louis de Pointe du lac — sorry, Thomas Pitt — has come back with both a vengeance and someone at his side.
Lemuel is unwelcome in all regards, as far as Lestat is concerned. He doesn’t know this vampire, and considering how openly Louis admitted to fucking Lemuel, he doesn’t want to know this vampire. Unfortunately, Lemuel has orders from someone to… keep an eye on our dear Brat Prince. He’s a good
sonvampire, and he plans to follow those orders.His plans aren’t so much complicated as they are entirely derailed when he manages to make his place into Lestat’s entourage, only to meet someone so incredibly
fascin— sorry, I won’t use the f word — someone so endlessly interesting that he can hardly keep his mind on what he’s supposed to be doing.Enter stage left, Dr. Fareed Bhansali, who is, of course, not here.
Bookmarked by shallowlives
03 Jul 2026