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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Sebastian flopped back down on his back, staring at the ceiling and hoping to die. “I said something really fucking stupid to this really hot guy in my English class and I have to face him again on Wednesday…”

    Leona set her phone down, twisting her fading pink hair up with a claw clip. “Oof.”

    “I tried the good old fashioned ‘hey will you tell me what this email means’ and it turns out he’s blind.” He threw an arm over his eyes. “I literally want to throw myself down a fucking well.”

    The blankets shifted as his single captive audience member made herself comfortable, stretching out beside him and tangling her legs with his. A year ago, Sebastian would’ve been awkward as hell about her lack of respect for personal space after The Breakup, but at this point he was desensitized.

    “So,” She exhaled fruity, semi-sympathetic steam. “You need to redeem yourself.”

    Sebastian snatched her vape and vindictively inhaled cancer. He could quit when he felt like it. One hit didn’t matter. Right? Right.

    OR

    Sebastian and Ominis both have annoying roommates and escape to the library at night. What happens when they start to talk?

    New chapter every Monday!

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Billy is hopelessly distracted by Teddy's presence in the apartment after scoring a new remote position at work.

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    03 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    Frustrated by his inability to see the anatomy illustrations his classmates study, Ominis takes a Polyjuice potion to temporarily become a woman and explore what his blindness has kept from him. What he didn’t expect was that Sebastian had been watching him all along.

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    09 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    The day Ominis Gaunt and Sebastian Sallow made their relationship official, it was as if the entirety of Hogwarts breathed a collective sigh of relief.

    Above all, their friends were happy for them. They were sweet together: the way Ominis rested his head on Sebastian’s shoulder and yawned over breakfast while Sebastian poured tea for them both. The way they sat out on the lawn in the garden, gazing up at the clouds as Sebastian described their shapes to Ominis.

    Unfortunately, the innocent peace didn’t last long.

    or: Sebastian and Ominis are horny little creatures who don't understand the concept of public space and boundaries

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    01 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Ominis hauled himself forward and pitched ahead like a felled tree, straight towards Sebastian. Instinctively, he threw his hands out to catch himself on something — anything — and landed squarely in Sebastian’s lap. His left hand came down against Sebastian’s hipbone, brushing the bulge beneath his trousers.

    Sebastian gasped — from both the surprise and the brief pressure against his erection — and went completely still.

    Fuck.

    Fuck fuck fuck.

    or: four times Sebastian gets an untimely erection, and one time Ominis helps him with it

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    11 Feb 2026