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At Dawn; At Midnight by stxr_wxrs
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel Rivals (Video Game)
31 Jul 2025
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As a vampire, Loki struggles to juggle hiding and feeding to live amongst humans and even worse: hunters. One night at a bar, he meets a hunter that he has taken quite the liking for.
yes Loki being a vampire raised with a werewolf is a reference to Morgana and Oz
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12 Feb 2026
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The problem, Kaveh decides, wasn’t just that Alhaitham had no range, even when the similarities were so close all he’d have to do was change his name. It was that Nilou somehow expected him to fix it. Performance chemistry was not something you could brute-force by proximity and stubbornness and sheer willpower. Kaveh has already spent a full semester proving that Alhaitham was biologically immune to charm.
Nilou rubbed her temples.
“Okay, look. You’re actors—well, one of you is. You’re meant to create illusions. Maybe just… pretend you don’t hate each other? And then hate each other when it calls for it.”
“We don’t hate each other,” Kaveh snapped.
Alhaitham, beside him, nodded agreeably. “I simply find him taxing.”
In Sumeru University’s production of Barefoot in the Park, Kaveh’s original scene partner breaks a leg. Literally. His insufferable roommate steps up to the plate. Only: they have zero chemistry and turn to alternatives, i.e, method acting.
But it’s fine, they’re adults. What could go wrong?
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I cannot be him, but I can be me (is that enough?) by ira_writes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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And despite that... Kaveh is… “Lovesick?”
Kaveh’s hands move to cover his face, palms muffling his words as he mutters, “It’s—not quite like that.”
“Well, the ‘sick’ aspect is accurate, at least.”
“No shit,” Kaveh snorts. “The ‘love’ component, though—it’s, uh—”
“You’re not in love?”
He coughs. “The greenhouse in my lungs begs to differ. I—it’s more that my body is mourning a love it knows can’t ever be requited.”
For all the negative feelings Alhaitham’s encountered over the past twelve hours, the sensation that creeps through him now is…
Unfamiliar.
Unknowable.
Despite all the languages he’s fluent in, Alhaitham is unable to conjure a word or phrase with which he can immediately label it. He just knows that whatever this feeling is, it’s unbelievably unpleasant. Like his body is stationary, yet his internal organs are plummeting into the Abyss.
“You love someone who doesn’t love you back?” he asks after a moment.
Kaveh has Hanahaki. That much is known. But who he loves, and whether Alhaitham will be able to save him, is up in the air.
(Haikavah vs. Hanahaki vs. A/B/O dynamics)
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Alhaitham tries a new drink at the tavern during their weekly game night with Cyno and Tighnari - and unwittingly drinks far more than his usual limit of two glasses of wine. Kaveh, never having seen Alhaitham drunk before, is not only shocked by how affectionate he is, but the fact that he only seems to be that way with him.
“Where are you going? Stay.” Alhaitham knew he was whining, but in his intoxicated state, he really didn't care.
To his relief, Kaveh wasn’t irritated, smiling softly down at him. “I just have to pee, Haitham. I'll be right back,” he said gently. Gods, what right did Kaveh have being this beautiful?
Alhaitham mumbled something unintelligible under his breath, but reluctantly let go, watching Kaveh weave through the tables. His gaze lingered until the bathroom door swung shut, then slumped down in his seat with a heavy sigh.
“Damn, drunk Alhaitham's even further gone for Kaveh than sober Alhaitham. Didn't even think that was possible,” Tighnari mused, raising an eyebrow at him knowingly.
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05 Sep 2025
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Wriothesley is a crime fiction writer who is supposed to be working on the next book in his best-selling series, but is suffering from writer’s block. On a whim, he flies out to a remote village on the French coast in the hopes he’ll be inspired. From his window, he notices an artist who goes to the same spot to paint the sea every day. Enchanted by his beauty and intrigued by his diligence, he reaches out to him, only to find they barely speak each other’s languages. Not that this stops them from falling for one another.
Written for the 2024 Wriolette Big Bang!
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29 Aug 2025
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Marry Me, Financially by kittykatara for Amayax, goldnation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jul 2025
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With a heavy sigh, Kaveh buried his face in his pillow. All of his romantic ideals, as usual, were quashed by the one man he actually yearned for such affections from - a marriage for the sake of fucking tax deductions.
Though it made sense in a cold, rational way, such a logical and disinterested proposal for Kaveh to willingly sacrifice his heart for nothing more than mora cut deep into his chest. And worst of all... Alhaitham was unaware that Kaveh’s heart could never even belong to anyone but him - that he was already the sole benefactor of Kaveh’s silent longing, having stolen Kaveh’s heart against his will long ago.
Kaveh curled around his pillow as if the soft cotton of his pillowcase could offer a reprieve from the turmoil churning deep in his stomach. He’d long since made peace with his unrequited love for Alhaitham, resigning himself to a lifetime of suppressed yearning - but this? This was torture, plain and simple, demanding mental gymnastics that Kaveh wasn’t confident he was flexible enough to contort himself into.
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It’d been a mid-life crisis thing—starting up a ThirstTrap account. He’s aging, going gray, and it’s harder and harder to snag cute guys when out on the town. So Wriothesley thought: What is the harm? He posts up a few lewds, gets a few bites, and maybe makes a couple hundred on the side. Being a personal trainer pays his bills, but a slush fund is nice, and Wriothesley deemed it worth the ill-advised idea™.
Clorinde had laughed at him. Literally. Wriothesley spilled the beans the next day over coffee and tea cakes at Café Lutece, and she’d laughed so hard he thought he might’ve broken her. He’s known Clorinde for decades and that is the only time he’s seen her double over and lose it.
She’d stopped laughing after the first payout because Wriothesley was an instant sensation, a rough and tumble, silver fox showing off the goods. As it turns out, there’s a market for decent-looking middle-aged men with gnarly scars, and a bomb-ass physique.
Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both lonely, socially stunted older dudes terrified of dating, and so they do what the youngsters do-- accidentally initiate romance over social media by way of 'lewd modeling'.
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05 Aug 2025
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3 times where Kunikuzushi intentionally and happily blueballs Sethos + 1 time where Sethos gets some payback.
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04 Aug 2025
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Cyno runs into Tighnari in Sumeru City's Red-Light district trying to find a sexy stranger to help him through the mating season and decides that just won't do.
Or: Tighnari needs someone to fuck him for six weeks and Cyno volunteers as tribute.
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I’m in Love with a Pornstar by immoralcompass
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
23 Oct 2022
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Mondo Owada, or better known as “Mondai”, is pretty big in the porn industry, getting plenty of views and attracting a big audience.
When his manager, Takemichi, drops a suggestion to get even more audience, Mondo could’ve walked out then and there. However, he decides to do as his manager says, and he’s introduced to “Kibaby”, a gay pornstar. A MALE pornstar.
However, something about those eyes and smile make him forget everything he’s ever known about himself, and things don’t go as Mondo plans.
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When Kaveh, a broke architect, moves to a new city with the hope of a fresh start he finds himself incredibly... lonely. A flyer in the small corner grocery store catches his attention one evening, seeming to call out to him in all of his pathetic glory.
He calls the number, hoping for some companionship, even if he has to pay for it. They send him a survey to fill out and apparently drinking a bottle of wine before filling something out can seriously decrease a person's reading comprehension level and their ability to retain the information they consumed... who would have thought.
The one where Kaveh calls a companionship service hoping for some platonic company and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for. (No one is complaining)
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love (the injury of finally knowing you) by dendrobloom
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Aug 2023
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When Kaveh drunkenly tries to kiss him, Alhaitham is left painfully alone, and wondering exactly how he managed to live like this for a decade.
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“I think I want to fuck Itto.”
Kokomi blinks up in shock from where she sits at the food court table, an Aunty Anne’s pretzel tucked between her teeth like a cute hamster, and when she registers Gorou’s words, she slowly begins chewing. He stands before her, frazzled and blinking wildly at his own admission. His words hang heavy in the air, in the otherwise vacant food court, and he fidgets nervously at the realness of them.
When she swallows, she finally says something. “Itto.”
Gorou nods.
“Your Itto. Best friend Itto…Itto who you swore you could never have feelings for Itto?”
“Yes, Kokomi. That Itto.”
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Itto and Gorou have been friends for years- spending every moment of their youth together. Come college, Gorou can't help but notice how buff Itto has gotten after showing sudden interest in working out. It does funny things to Gorou's brain, and after a period of internal suffering and agony, Gorou realizes hidden feelings about their friendship he never bothered to before.
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“Why is it that everywhere I go, you show up? Did you organize this theft just to weasel your way into my life again?”
“I would never do such a thing. I suppose this just means we're connected.”
“I don’t believe in fairytales, Cyno. I suggest you grow out of them as well.”
“Fairytales? This is simply magnetism.”Cyno has been in love with Tighnari since the moment he laid eyes upon him as a child. Tighnari, however, seems to not return his affections--yet every time he pushes Cyno out of his life, the universe seems to pull him right back in.
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You Want Me (You Just Don’t Know It Yet) by transmasc_kuki_shinobu
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Apr 2025
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Sethos just moved to Sumeru City, and he’s fine. He’s doing great. He’s moving past the worst few days of his life and definitely not barely ignoring a crushing feeling of ennui that lives in his soul where there used to be a piece of a god.
Then a beautiful and mysterious man crashes into him. He’s rude, barely over five feet, and dressed like an Inazuman nobleman. No one in Sumeru City has anything good to say about him. Sethos can’t figure out how old he is, where he’s from, or get him to stay on the ground long enough to start a conversation. And no matter how hard he tries, he cannot stop thinking about this “Hat Guy”.
Sethos needs answers. Maybe he gets a little obsessive.
A t4t Sethoscara stalker romcom. Explicit rating is for later chapters things ramp up slowly. Originally was updated weekly but is now complete!
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12 Feb 2025
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i swallow your heart and it crawls right out of my mouth
— Crush, Richard SikenScaramouche's fingers are even colder than Ajax expected, as though they couldn’t possibly belong to anyone with a heartbeat. This close, Ajax can see the red ochre on his eyelids. The idea of the little guy carrying a portable mirror around for emergency eyeshadow touch-ups is almost enough to make him laugh.
“I liked you better when you were further away,” he says instead.
“So did I,” says Scaramouche, but he doesn’t move.
“Aww, you liked me?”Scaramouche and Ajax are rival Fatui recruits. In the dead of winter, they're sent on what's supposed to be a simple two-man reconnaissance mission to a research base far out in the frozen wastelands of Snezhnaya. But a roadtrip is never just a roadtrip.
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15 Jan 2024
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Neuvillette is a student at University studying law. Furina invites him to an end of the school year party and Wriothesley kind of ends up exposing his feelings in the best way possible?
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- Part 4 of Neuvillette x Wriothesley <3
- Part 1 of Modern Wriollette
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15 Jan 2024