simple_minded
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Being undead doesn’t save you from life’s indignities. Syyren learns this the hard way, with an audience that includes one mischievous fairy, a noble child, and a slime lurking beneath the outhouse. Dark magic he can handle. Constipation? That’s another story.
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Ivory, a soft-spoken rabbit beastfolk and somewhat reluctant teacher wants to get through his day in one piece. But when an ill-timed lunch and a curious student come into play things take an embarrassing turn. Thankfully, Zorren, his loving wolf beastfolk partner, is there to offer comfort and support after a day that seemed to spiral out of control. Please note this story contains scat humour and descriptions of bodily functions in a non-sexualized context, so if it's not your taste, please do not read it.
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- English
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- Kudos:
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A overly cautious bounty hunter named Jarred is hired to guard a wagon train and nature is calling.
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Elliott has eaten nothing but seafood for the last few days, too focused on writing his book then to eat properly. he is now suffering from the consequences of his actions, having the local doctor catch him at a private time, and he is more then willing to help.
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this is what you write after you drink to much while watching Star Trek!
Julian Bashir is suffering from constipation and nothing is working to relive it, worst of all he does not have to heart to tell Garak that he does not want to eat Cardassian food as its been the cause of his little problem.