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    Harry is dealing with his breakup very graciously, thank you very much. No, he isn't eating ice-cream alone while watching sad rom-coms, Hermione! So when his ex invites him to his wedding, he answers with all the elegance and poise of his station. That is: by chosing to crash the wedding, and invite as his plus-one the only person his ex hates more than him - the Dark Lord Voldemort. What could go wrong, am I right?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes, Ilya Rozanov is just a weird guy. Obviously, the Bears aren’t going to say that to his face, not when he’ll chirp them into oblivion for it, but sometimes it just gets out of hand.

    Like the late night phone calls where he’s talking aggressively in Russian. The random knowledge he has offhand about how far you can throw a human being and have them come out okay. The Russian death metal he forces them to listen to, calling it family bonding. The scars he refuses to talk about.

    Cliff Marleau thinks he might be in the Russian mob. The Bratva, or whatever they call it.

    Ilya doesn't tell his team about his family until they've already invented a thousand conspiracies about it. Like him being in the mob. Or having rabies.

    In which Ilya Rozanov and Yuri Plisetsky are brothers, and the world changes with the most minute of connections.

    Now featuring Shane and Ilya's POVs on the canon divergence starting from chapter 5.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    26 May 2026

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    Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”

    “It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”

    “Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."

    Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.

    Read in Russian here!

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    15 May 2026

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    Ilya could’ve taken the den for himself months ago, back when he was the one working late after hockey practice and Shane was the one leaving protein bars on his keyboard like edible love notes. But no.

    Now Shane got the office, Shane got the late-night calls, hundreds of contracts to read, annotate, and sign, and Shane started saying "mm-hmm" without looking up when Ilya tries to talk his ears out about the homeowners’ association gossip like he was just indulging his perfect little housewife.

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    30 Apr 2026