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“I’m a man, so I don’t have a womb to carry a child in,” Jake continued, “We only have one set, male or female.”
Neytiri paused; the silence was palpable. For a moment, Jake thought he had said the wrong thing. “All Na’vi can carry children, Jake," she replied.
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“What if I never take my clothes off? What if I’m never comfortable?” countered Levi.
“I doubt that will happen. Why would you show up to inquire about a job as a figure drawing model if that were the case?” replied Erwin, clearly having thought about this exact line of questioning before.
“Maybe I changed my mind,” said Levi, crossing his arms.
Erwin cocked an eyebrow, mouth quirked upward, the ghost of a smirk on his lips. “Then why are you still here asking questions?”
Levi’s mouth opened to respond before shutting. Damn. He got me.
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a lesson in kinesthetics by slaezar
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
27 Jun 2024
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the philosophical dilemma of fucking your best friend in your grandparent's house and breaking your family's heirloom porcelain plates in the process
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my love, mine all mine by slaezar
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Nov 2023
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it all comes together and then they cum together
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marmalade, we're making out by slaezar
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 May 2023
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Joseph blushed, remaining silent. Caesar picked up on this, quirking a blonde brow. Perhaps he was more... Curious than Caesar imagined. It made sense, in hindsight. Of course, he would stick his dick in whatever vaguely hole-like structure he could find. Still, Caesar was curious, so he probed on.
"Exactly how creative have you gotten in regards to what you'll stick your dick in, Joseph?" mused Caesar as he sat up.
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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17 Jun 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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08 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Incredibly in-character and well-written. There are lines in here that are profound and yet feel natural and unforced, such as:
"His smiling housewife, the world’s most prolific serial killer. "
"Superimposed for a moment on his back is a memory from ’73: Armand picking up the table he’d had the tape recorder on after Louis had thrown it across the room, placing it back on its legs as Daniel trembled on the floor. Daniel trembles now too, following Armand with his laptop under one shaking arm, although for a very different reason. Terrified and young and injured back then, bitter and old and ill now."
I also enjoyed Daniel's descriptions of Armand grew fonder and fonder as the story went on, especially with the description of his eyes. The dynamic between Daniel and Armand made it crystal clear why Louis and Armand would never have worked out: Louis wasn't able to call Armand on his bullshit because he didn't care enough. He had to make the conscious effort to love Armand because he was otherwise uninterested. They play off the worst parts of each other like Lestat and Louis.
Also as a last note I enjoyed the mentions of Lestat getting cancelled on social media.
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i can't escape the ghost of you by orayang (hobakshiik)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 May 2021
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“My… my furnace?”
“Oh yeah, your furnace is definitely haunted.”
Where Caesar wants to punch Joseph in the face for pretending to be a psychic except Joseph actually kind of is.
Alternatively, where Caesar wants to punch Joseph for being so uncannily familiar when he's never met him in his life (and also for making him feel feelings).
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- Part 1 of i can't escape the ghost of you
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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18 Mar 2026
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It's Complicated, Right? by ChososDiscordKitten
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Aug 2025
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JJK men and how I think they'd fare in a situationship w/ reader <3