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    Hi. This is Ilya. I will never listen to your voicemail.

    The greeting wasn’t a joke or an exaggeration—it was the truth. Shane leaves messages anyway, confessions to a digital void that will never judge him, and never push him away.

    At least, that’s what he thinks.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “I. . . just, I don’t know. You’re so nice to me.” comes out of his mouth before he can think of anything else.

    Ilya’s head whips towards Shane with a small smile. “Nice? I am just nice to you, Hollander?”

    “Hey, that’s you too now, don't forget it.”

    “See. I marry you and you say that I am ‘nice’? Just nice?” he complains but he’s smiling all the while and Shane can’t look away as he turns back to the road.

    (ie. all comfort no hurt, shane is turned on by a compentency kink when ilya flexes in front of his parents and then has to do something about it)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “Shane…”

    “Who the fuck do you think you’re calling Shane?”

    “Sweetheart,” Ilya corrects, tilting his head down against Shane’s grip on his hair to try to catch his lips. “Please.”

    “I can do everything she can,” Shane says. “But you’ve been a bit too naughty today. I’m tying you up first.”

    “Oh, no,” Ilya says, voice going high and breathy. “That’s terrible.”

    Or - The jealous Shane/pathetic top Ilya fic where Shane makes Ilya beg for it

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    03 Jun 2026

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    It happens in an instant.

    Over Ilya’s shoulder, Shane sees the doctor and Wiebe give each other a look, and in a sudden bout of impatient anxiety, Shane ends up saying the words that come to ruin everything.

    “Don’t touch me.”

    The effect is instantaneous. Ilya’s hands fly to his sides, and Shane gets a front row seat as Ilya’s heart breaks before his very eyes. Eyes dimming and lips trembling in slow, painful technicolor.

    It causes Shane’s heart to break, too, and he vows, immediately, never to see such a look cross his husband’s face again.

    OR Shane embarks on a mission to heal his husband’s heart, one PDA at a time.

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    28 May 2026

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    One would think that a hockey themed queer bar is simply too weird to attract enough people to stay in business long. However, it's perfect for Ilya Rozanov, who never had a job he loved more than tending the bar at the Chill & Shooters.

    It's also probably the best place for one Shane Hollander to finally figure out if he likes men.

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    20 May 2026