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    Tiny stories about Patrick and David (but mostly Patrick) being aggressively Canadian.

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    Carlos and TK can't wait a whole year to start celebrating anniversaries.

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    One story per year of marriage, inspired by the traditional anniversary gifts. The series title is from the Feist song.

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    Fluffy domestic scenes in the same future universe.

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    This is a collection of AU stories where Derek and Laura own a bar called The Loup in New York.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Hallmark makes a movie loosely based on their life. Ilya contemplates suing; Shane seems oddly delighted by the whole thing.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “I was trying to be cool about it.” The confession is a quiet whine, muffled into Shane's palms. “Go with the flow, y’know?”

    It’s almost unbearable, how much Ilya adores this perfect, neurotic man. “Hollander,” he says patiently. “You have never once gone with flow. Not ever in your life.”

    There is only one grey cloud in the perfect blue sky of Ilya’s summer.

    His two weeks at the cottage are almost over, and Shane still hasn’t asked him to stay.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”

    Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”

    “You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”

    The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.

    In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.

    There’s a lot to get used to.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    22 May 2026