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    The Physics of the Soul by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types  

    10 May 2026

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    “Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another.”

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    “Egg drop?” she offers, a little too quickly. “That’s still in the same realm of Newton’s Laws.”
    He deadpans, “You would prefer to make a parachute for an egg?”
    She nods without missing a beat.

    She’d pay good money to see Edward Cullen dodging eggs raining down on that wild head of bronze hair from the vantage point of her second-story bedroom window. It’s revenge, she decides. For lying in wait with her mom at the hospital yesterday. For backing her into a corner until she had no choice but to agree to this. He’ll live if he gets a bit of egg on him.

    Almost as if sensing her thoughts, he frowns. It looks out of place on him, carving faint lines into his otherwise perfect face that don’t quite belong there. In fact, it makes him look a little less handsome. Beth would love it if he frowned more. She’d feel a lot less intimidated by him. Or maybe that has more to do with the fact that he’s going to marry her cousin and play a hand in Renaissance's traumatic birth.
    It’s a toss-up, really.

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    20 May 2026

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    Home Is Where Your Teeth Sink, Love by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)  

    17 May 2026

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    Jasper never accepted the Cullen last name or their eccentric diet, but the Cullens accepted him. Their arrangement came down to one simple agreement, which kept all parties happy. Until Edward brought the human home. [Jasper/Bella]

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    14 May 2026

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    Grit by

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    31 Mar 2026

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    After Bail Organa is assassinated, fourteen year old Leia Organa is determined to hunt down his killer and enlists the unwilling help of the most ruthless Imperial she can find: Darth Vader.

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    12 May 2026

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    looking at you so long (now I only see me) by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy  

    11 Apr 2026

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    This had to be some sort of test his master had planned, a malevolent vision planted to try his mettle and strengthen his dark powers. Why it required being transformed into Bail Organa was not yet clear, but that was surely only the first of many gruesome perils that Darth Vader would face that day.

    or: Leia Organa goes to the zoo with her dad

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    09 May 2026

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    Star Wars: Episode 4 and 1/2 by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    10 Jun 2026

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    A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away—no, even farther than that—a series of insignificant events affects everyone in massive ways no one could have foreseen: not even either of the two remaining people who can see the future. A messiah's prophecy is fulfilled. A family is reunited. A democracy is restored. None of it is easy, and none of it is perfect, but it's a start.

    In other words: Anakin Skywalker just wants to be able to look his daughter in the eye. So, since there's no one else around who can give him a kick in the pants, he does so himself; and with great reluctance (and even more grumbling), he sets about fixing the galaxy he played a large role in screwing up.

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    06 May 2026