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“Felix,” he has to clear his throat to get rid of the heaviness that lies over his vocal cords like tar, “I like you so much.”
He is positively glowing, blinding with his pearly smile and his star struck eyes and very vaguely Seungmin thinks that maybe he shouldn’t finish the sentence the way he was going and ruin their little romantic moment, but his mouth is already moving and Felix is still wearing that cursed skirt and Seungmin’s teeth are still aching to bite.
“And I really want to bite your thighs and finger you. If you want. I mean, if that’s something you’d be into.”
Felix doesn’t respond right away. Instead he stares with his red hot mouth and his dazed little face and then he finally exhales the softest little ‘oh’, like he’d never seen this unfolding of events coming, despite the way that Seungmin’s quickly filling dick is definitely pressing into the part where his thigh meets his ass.
Felix wears a cheerleader skirt and Seungmin tries to be normal about it. He fails.
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10 Jul 2026
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“You kidnapping me is a bit like Pokémon go.”
The man groans. “Enough with the Pokémon Go already.”
“But hear me out!” Felix scoots even closer to the edge of the seat, determined to prove his point. “You found me in the wild, offered me berries and then trapped me. Except, you didn’t shove me into a ball. You did shove me into a car, though, so there’s that.”
“I… I didn’t offer you berries,” the man points out.
“No, but do you have any? I’m kind of hungry, I’m not gonna lie.”
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Felix didn’t really have getting kidnapped on his agenda for the morning but he supposes God did.
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09 Jul 2026
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He knows what they’re doing. Hyunjin and Chan. In those seven minutes in that fucking closet.
He knows because he knows who Hyunjin is. Hyunjin is the type to kiss his friends in dark closets during seven minutes in heaven. Or on dance floors in bars at 2am, whispering words like ‘you’ve always been mine, haven’t you, Seungminnie. I’ve wanted to be yours but I don’t think you’d want me to be yours like I do’ before being pulled away by Jisung, who he would catch Hyunjin kissing only half an hour later in the dingy hallway to the bathrooms and feel so nauseous he would have to turn, walk straight out the front doors of the bar and be sick behind a dumpster in the dirty alley next to the bar. Seungmin should know.
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Hyunjin has a habit of kissing his friends. When the bottle lands on Seungmin right after Hyunjin spent seven minutes in heaven kissing none other than Chan, Seungmin doesn't deal with it well. Autistically—and because he's in love with his best friend.
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08 Jul 2026
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“This place should be condemned,” Minho says, peering around at the rotted crown moldings and water-damaged floorboards.
“But you can fix it, right? Make it better again?” He doesn’t want to go through a lengthy interview process or to juggle multiple contractors tackling multiple parts of the house. He just wants one person with the patience and expertise to fix everything that’s broken.
Minho looks at him meaningfully. “I can fix anything,” he says.
Seungmin hires him on the spot.
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05 Jul 2026
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When Seungmin loses the first suit, he thinks, ‘Welp, that’s the end of that’, and settles for being disappointed but resigned; actively mopes for less than a day before Minho shows up again at 9 AM sharp, goldfish memory when he presents Seungmin with a second, even harder to prove case. His eyes shine bright when he asks the lawyer, “You game?”
Whether or not Minho is referring to the case still remains to be seen.
(aka Minho is a rich tech mogul who won’t stop suing people and Seungmin is the poor bastard he continually hires to do it.)
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02 Jul 2026