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  1. Rec *

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    “I’m not going to ask Hayden if he can fuck me just so I can be a normal person.”

    “So you want to get fucked.”

    “Obviously, I do, don’t I?” Shane mutters, glancing down at his own crotch. He feels Rozanov do the same, so his face burns and his hand takes on a life of its own, punching the man in the chest. “Stop that.”

    “Hey, I just want to help,” Rozanov replies. Suddenly, Shane notices how close they are and forces himself to take a step back. “It’s not that complicated. You just want to fuck, so do it. Practice. Easy.”

    He has to learn from the best, right? Shane doesn't do things halfway. If he's going to lose his virginity, he's going to learn to do it with all the necessary nuances that Rozanov's promiscuous experience can offer.

    "Okay," Shane exhales, and immediately blushes. "I'll do it. Are you free tomorrow at seven?"

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Harris (Barrett):
    You walk Ilya like a dog.

    Jane (Rozanov):
    He is exactly where he wants to be.

    Or, Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat.

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    30 May 2026

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    "Have you ever done this before?" Shane asked, his thumb tracing Ilya's cheekbone.

    Ilya blinked—processing for a moment—and shook his head. “No. Not.. not with a guy. Not with anyone, really. I'm—" He swallowed hard, embarrassed. "I'm a virgin."

    His words sent a thrill straight to Shane's cock. Ilya Rozanov, who talked so much about girls, was a virgin. His to teach. His to guide.

    "That's okay," Shane said softly, his voice a whisper. "That's more than okay. I'll take care of you, Ilya. I'll show you everything. But only if you want me to. Can I?”

    or — Virgin Ilya Rozanov gets a taste of his beloved captain: Shane Hollander, and is made aware of just how good sex can really be.

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    30 May 2026

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.

    A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?

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    29 May 2026

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    Living with Ilya, being married to him, is the best thing that's ever happened to him. Ilya is an amazing person, Shane's favourite person, and he just wishes people could see it, instead of trying to push some stupid stereotypes on them. But no matter, he'll always stand in defence of his husband, of their life together. Thankfully, they have great friends who understand they can be wrong.

     

    or shane is tired of people assuming he constantly nags his shitty messy husband so he fights to set the record straight. ilya isn't a slob, and shane isn't a nagging wife. get those toxic heteronotmative takes away from shane's cute queer marriage

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    26 May 2026