soft_yawn
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- Bill & Ted (Movies) (15)
- Hereditary (2018) (8)
- Thunderbolts (Movie 2025) (8)
- Nosferatu (2024) (6)
- Tusk (2014) (5)
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“Do you wanna wait out here for a second?”
“No.”
“Charlie…It’s just–It’ll be two minutes then we can hang out. You can draw.”
Charlie shook her head vigorously, making Peter’s stomach drop.
“Please, Charlie! I’m–”
He cut himself off and let out a sharp breath from his nose.
“If…If I draw with you for a few minutes, will you be okay?”
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Or, Charlie doesn't eat death-cake.
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“Who's a good boy?”
“I-Is it me?”
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As the sirens wake the citizens of Jackson Star, Rain has a nicer way she starts her day.
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- English
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- 421
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- 1/1
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Grace and Emily bake cookies together.
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Orlok feeds off something other than blood.
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Or, an extension of the dinner scene.
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Justin Long Characters Fic Collection by soft_yawn, Ted_Hair (soft_yawn)
Fandom A Case of You (2013), Barbarian (2022), Comet (Movie 2014), Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004), Dracula (1931), Drag Me to Hell (2009), Ghost Team (2016), Goosebumps (TV 2023), House of Darkness (2022), Jeepers Creepers (Movies), Mr. Robot (TV), Renfield (Movie 2023), Strange Wilderness (2008), The Sasquatch Gang (2006), Tusk (2014), Waiting... (2005), Weapons (Movie 2025 - Cregger), Yoga Hosers (2016)
10 Sep 2025
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Justice for Justin Long characters! They deserve so much better! ...Most of them.
A few fanfics I've written for characters played by my favorite Scream King!
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- 62,087
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Take a peek into the life of meek, bleak Reek, Ramsay Bolton's favorite maid.
Chapter One: Maid Boy
Chapter Two: Birthday Boy
Chapter Three: Nature Boy
Chapter Four: Game Boy- Words:
- 28,124
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- 4
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Life is Hereditary by soft_yawn
Fandom Hereditary (2018), Life is Strange 2 (Video Game)
07 Apr 2024
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Join the Graham siblings as they travel the country avoiding crazed cultists, and finding out the truth about their family.
This is a Hereditary x Life is Strange 2 AU crossover.
Chapter 1: Roads
Chapter 2: Rules
Chapter 3: Wastelands
Chapter 4: Faith
Chapter 5: Pretty Birds- Words:
- 57,123
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“Craig Tucker,” the man introduced himself, his voice professional and his expression impossible to read. “I’m your physical therapist.”
Oh.
Oh, shit.
That was not what Tweek had been expecting.
After all the hype Bebe had given him, he’d prepared himself for someone attractive enough. He’d pictured someone along the lines of a Matt Damon type—good-looking, sure, but in a normal, approachable way (no offense, Matt Damon). Maybe a little older, with a few graying hairs and an aura that came with years of experience.
Not… this.
Not someone who looked like they’d wandered off the set of a Calvin Klein campaign and accidentally ended up working in sports medicine.
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OR: Tweek's new PT is unreasonably attractive.
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16 Jul 2026
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“I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?
Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–
(In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)
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13 Jul 2026
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Like Real People Do by MushGoblin
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007), The Place Beyond the Pines (2012), ryan gosling cinematic universe - Fandom
12 Jul 2026
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In the years following Bianca's death, Lars Lindstrom has made a lot of progress on his mental health journey. He's still got some social anxiety, and he still gets overwhelmed, but his life has opened up.
Luke Glanton's life, on the other hand, has just been one closed door after another. His assault charges against Kofi are dropped on the condition that he stays away from Romina and Jason. With no other options, he goes back on the road.
Their paths cross at a county fair in Wisconsin where one is trying to keep up the momentum of his progress and the other needs a kickstart.
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12 Jul 2026
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Peter is tasked with getting Charlie to speak up more in public, which isn't as easy as it sounds. He doesn't mind however.
Aaa, cute sibling stuff I guess, and yes, I project some of myself onto Charlie, hhhh.Bookmarked by soft_yawn
22 Feb 2026
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“I have to tell you something.”
Ted paused, mouth opening and closing a few times before he spoke. “Oh. Okay. What is it?”
“I think I, uh… So… Y’know, like, vampires..?”
Ted nodded.
“Well, I… Maybe… I think I maybe am one.”
Ted blinked. “What?”
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- Part 1 of vampire bill
Bookmarked by Ted_Hair (soft_yawn)
25 Apr 2025