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Wade tries to focus in. He needs to concentrate. He needs to do what he said and no more. Quick handjob. Bit of touching. Absolutely nothing above the belt.
He can’t fucking kiss Logan, because that’s not what this is about. They're infected with sex pollen, not old man kissing disease. Wade needs to behave himself. This is not open season on all his soppiest daydreams. It’s just one friend helping another out.
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16 Jun 2026
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Metabolic Processes by preromantics
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
05 Aug 2024
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“It turns out you were targeted by some sort of fucking sex pollen trope. You have to fuck or die.”
Or: Logan gets hit with sex pollen. Wade is not mad about the situation, he’s mad about Logan’s willingness to die.
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15 Jun 2026
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your fool in this game for two by abillionstars
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Aug 2024
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“Have you ever lived with anyone before?”
At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”
“That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”
(two loser loners, falling in love.)
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For audio lovers, the fabulously talented tha_rin has created a podfic!
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14 Jun 2026
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Paradox rubs his eyes. "My higher-ups giving you that TemPad was a mistake," he groans. "You were only supposed to use it for emergencies."
"This is an emergency. I need your help."
The man stares for a second then gives a bark of unhappy laughter. "My help?"
"Yep. I need to find Logan. You can look him up and tell me where he is, and I'll be out of your perfect coif faster than you can say 'Waystar Royco.'"
"Mr. Wilson." Paradox folds his hands and looks square in Wade's eyes. "Everything I have learned about your love life today has been strictly against my will. Even if I could help you locate your hapless paramour, I would rather have my balls ardently fondled by a lobster than be involved in this for one second longer than I have to be."
(In which Logan tries to deal with a problem the way he's always dealt with it, Wade finds himself in a situation he doesn't understand, mutual misunderstandings fly wildly, and Mary Puppins saves the day.)
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09 Jun 2026
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Bordering on Miraculous by punk_rock_yuppie
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
11 Aug 2024
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“Spit it out, Wilson,” Logan groans. He should heave himself out of bed and hole up in the bathroom until he can regain some composure. But that would mean leaving the warmth of his nest- his bed- their bed. He buries his face in the pillow instead, though all it does is fill his flaring nostrils with the mixed scent of him and Wade.
“I thought you were house-trained, peanut.” Wade’s reply is a little canned, like he’s been waiting a smidge too long to crack the joke and it’s gone stale. “Sorry, not my best work. I’m kind of distracted.”
“It’s not piss, idiot.”
“Yeah, I figured that out for myself,” Wade barks back, “you smell like the backseat of my Toyota Camry on prom night.”
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08 Jun 2026
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a night without holly means a chance to get loud.
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01 Jun 2026
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Jackson comes to grips with his new partner.
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01 Jun 2026
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And that's how they ended up here; with Holland holding a pool stick, trying to focus on the colorful balls on the pool table and not on where Jackson was bent over said table, one hand carefully guiding the pool stick.
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remember that one tweet that went "men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over"? yeah...Bookmarked by somethingdeepandprofound
31 May 2026
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
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27 May 2026
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sowing season by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Apr 2026
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Rocky suggests a learning experience, and ends up learning a few things about himself that he's not quite ready to know.
“I could leave the room and observe from out there,” I say.
“No,” Grace insists. “Go to other end of ship. Go back to sleep. Go unconscious.”
“I want to observe,” I say. “You’re enjoyable to watch. I want to know. I want to perceive everything about you.”
Grace… doesn’t say anything in response to that. His mouthparts move soundlessly, and his tongue flickers out to moisten his lip.
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- Part 1 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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26 May 2026
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“Why're you always in such a rush?” Jackson murmurs against Holland’s mouth, stubble scratching against moustache. Up this close, Holland goes a little cross-eyed trying to keep Jackson’s gaze. "Let me take care of you."
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26 May 2026
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Under the Skin by halizumab
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Apr 2026
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Grace had once explained to me the meaning of their surname in their native language. Elegance of form, beauty in motion.
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24 May 2026
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Forays Into Xenophilia and Other Moral Quandaries by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Grace is repulsive.
Grace is disgusting.
Grace is a creeping horror made manifest.
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23 May 2026
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night’s watch below by TomBowline
Fandoms: The North Water (TV 2021), The North Water - Ian McGuire
18 Aug 2021
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“Must have been desperate fuckin’ times all around with no women, eh? You must have seen some other unnatural coupling goin’ on.”
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17 Apr 2026
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The twins and the girls need their brownstone renovated, and Sammie's often the only one around when the contractors come to work. One of the contractors, though? Too friendly by half.
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05 Apr 2026
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you can't tell nobody (i'm talking bout nobody) by juice (jubileus)
Fandoms: Sinners (2025)
10 Jul 2025
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Sammie meets a vampire at a party in Brooklyn. Against his better judgement, Sammie decides to take Remmick home.
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03 Apr 2026
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“Haven’t stopped thinkin’ about ya.” Remmick murmurs. Another flash of lightning illuminates the vampire’s face; longing written openly across the surface. Sammie feels his heartbeat quicken. “Not once. You in so much pain, Sammie.”
“Cause of you.” Sammie insists. “Cause of what you did.”
“Don’t mean I can’t help a little.” Remmick puts his hands together, pleading. “I’ll be so gentle with you, darlin.’ Make you forget everything but me.”
“Tryin’ to forget you too.” Sammie croaks.
“You’ll never forget me after tonight.” Remmick promises.
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- Part 1 of consummated / consumed
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03 Apr 2026
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Set about a month or two after the NWA's reign of terror, Nicholas Angel plants bodies and buries seeds.
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30 Mar 2026
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“Black, is there any chance your stupid friend Lupin likes to watch?”
Wherein Remus Lupin likes to do more than watch.
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15 Mar 2026
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Remus is having a small midlife crisis. He wants Snape but does Snape want him?
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15 Mar 2026