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Falling Into You by beelzebaozi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2024
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Luo Binghe stares at the fruit in suspicion. He looks up and sees that it fell from a tree, growing conveniently at an angle out of a tilted plateau pushed up by the earthquake. Before Luo Binghe’s eyes, a light breeze shakes the tree’s branches, loosening another swollen purple fruit directly into Luo Binghe’s hands.
Alright. Something is definitely up.
A few months into Luo Binghe's journey through the Endless Abyss, things get a little strange. Is he finally getting lucky, or is someone—or something—looking out for him?
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01 Jan 2024
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Rehearsal by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Apr 2023
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Luo Binghe rehearses all the different ways his reunion with Shizun might go.
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02 Oct 2023
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Years ago, Xie Lian saved a crane. Now, it's the crane's turn to save him.
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15 Jul 2023
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Joyed to be Forlorn by Asymptotical for straightforwardly
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2020
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All it took was one comment, carelessly made, to send things spiraling in a very different direction.
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- Part 7 of Fandom: Scum Villain's Self Saving System
- Part 7 of Media: CNovels
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- English
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- 7,454
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- 1/1
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06 Jun 2023
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The Awkward Face-Off between Shen-Laoshi and Yuan'er by asteriel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2023
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Shen Qingqiu ends up toppling through a dimensional rift face first onto a very familiar bed. No, there's no papapa, get your mind out of the gutter! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
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04 Jun 2023
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Exploring The Harem Route Without A Map by Monyas
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2020
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Sometime in between agonising about the uncertain future of his marriage and pondering why his Shizun would be so accepting of the idea of him having a harem in the first place, Luo Binghe was overcome with a sudden realization.
It was Shizun who wanted a harem.
Luo Binghe was so stupid. It wasn't about him at all, of course not.
-How To Build Your Husband A Harem, a guide by Luo Binghe.-
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22 May 2023
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Unfinished Business by kitsunealyc
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2024
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When he dies as a human stick, Shen Qingqiu is reborn in a strange new world – a world without cultivation – but with all his memories of his previous life. After years of loving support from his new family and the best therapy money can buy, Shen Yuan is able to put the trauma and strange memories of his past life behind him.
Then he dies again, and Shen Yuan is given a choice – pass on to a new turn of the karmic wheel, or return to fix the mistakes of his previous life. He chooses the latter, but no matter how hard he tries to change things, the boy who is destined to destroy the world watches him with resentful eyes as though he also knows the conflict that is to come.
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02 Mar 2023
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hua cheng has one brain cell by fading_fast
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2019
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hua chongus @flowercity • 35m
@xielian I’m in love with you.how do I use twitter @xielian • 15m
replying to @flowercity
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Translation in Ukrainian by the lovely Kod16 here!Bookmarked by ProfessionalCatFan (somewhatdistant)
12 Feb 2023
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A practical guide to romance (for dummies) by featherfingers
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Feb 2023
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Shen Yuan, a ghostwriter, is struggling to write a BL novel. The problem is: he doesn't like romance and has no experience with it. Thankfully, Luo Binghe is more than happy to help with him that.
A modern bingqiu AU in which Shen Yuan needs inspiration for his writing, so he decides to experience cliche romantic scenarios with Binghe (for professional reasons), but refuses to catch feelings (he does anyway).
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07 Feb 2023
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Just Following Instinct by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jan 2023
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In PIDW the first time Luo Binghe used Xin Mo’s realm hopping abilities, he ended up passed out cold for three days in a field during a rainstorm. That event was supposed to take place years from this moment. Yet somehow, Luo Binghe ended up in his living room bleeding, unconscious, and looking terrible.
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- Part 13 of Ace's Danmei Works
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- English
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- 3/3
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27 Jan 2023
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No Lair is so Dark Spring Can't Reach it by firstfairytale
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2023
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Xie Lian finds his way to Ghost City before his third Ascension and the circumstances in which he did compel him to stay.
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24 Jan 2023
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What You Will by marizousbooty for suspiciousbirb
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Luo Binghe growled, actually growled, deep and low in his chest. “Are you trying to trick me with this act? This forlorn, mourning lord who hides behind pity?”
Shen Yuan couldn’t respond. He sank further into the wall.
Luo Binghe pressed closer. His voice grew low, dangerous. “Don’t think you’ve tricked everyone at this conference.”---
Lord Shen Qingqiu dies in a shipwreck and Shen Yuan must take his place at the upcoming Immortal Alliance Conference by pretending to be him. It would be easy enough to imitate his brother, but there are too many eyes on him.
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- 3/3
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29 Dec 2022
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Black Petals, White Once More by Igneum807 for raven_cat_k
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2023
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The plot is over. Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe have healed, and learned, and married. With the system silent and his husband in his arms, Shen Yuan finally tells the truth. In an instant, Binghe loses everything. He reappears in the body of his younger self just as Shen Yuan transmigrates into PIDW for the first time.
Shang Qinghua wrote the story. Shen Yuan re-wrote it, better but still imperfect. Now Binghe has the chance to fix what his original anger broke, to re-write the narrative once more. This time, he's going to get it right.
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28 Dec 2022
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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27 Dec 2022
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Tongfang by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2021
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Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.
Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.
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Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.
[Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]
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14 Dec 2022
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may-june relationship by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Aug 2021
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Luo Binghe rolls to his back, looking up at their bed’s canopy. “When you invited me to sit in your carriage... that was you?”
“Yes,” Shen Qingqiu says warily.
“I was fourteen,” Luo Binghe says. “But if Shen Qinqgiu’s body wasn’t your own, how old were you?”
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12 Nov 2022
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Misinformation by demoncow97
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2022
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“Master Shen must not have heard me earlier. I said I knew of his reputation,” the man said, collecting himself. “That also means I know how hated Master Shen really is among his so-called martial siblings.”
Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but bristle at that, despite how generic and bland the villain's monologue was.
"You and I both know no one is coming to save you, Shen Qingqiu."
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Shen Qingqiu is kidnapped by a man with some outdated information. Said kidnapper has a big storm coming.
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10 Nov 2022
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Recovery by Moonsheen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2021
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Luo Binghe returns to Cang Qiong Mountain with a grievously injured Shen Qingqiu.
The trouble is, it's the wrong Shen Qingqiu.
AKA The original Shen Qingqiu gets a happy ending, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Recovery
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24 Oct 2022
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Subversion by feelslikefire
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2024
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Shen Qingqiu encounters Luo Binghe two years early in a brothel in Jin Lan City. Upon seeing his once most beloved disciple, Shen Qingqiu promptly starts coughing up flower petals. (Again.)
Then things get worse.
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Or: I wondered, "What would happen if I smashed truth pollen and hanahaki disease together as tropes?" This is the result.
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- 7/7
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22 Oct 2022
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Blood Debt by starrylitme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2025
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When Shen Yuan was turned into a vampire, his brother did horrible, wretched things just to help him survive. Luo Binghe was one of their many victims, so who could blame that child for tracking Shen Yuan down years later to take his revenge?
But did he have to be so scary?! Growing up into such a handsome man, chasing him around, and playing overly complicated mind games—and why hasn't Luo Binghe killed him yet?
Bookmarked by ProfessionalCatFan (somewhatdistant)
17 Oct 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Vampires heck yeah