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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Halbrand’s personal life is governed by three unbreakable rules.

    Rule one: Don’t fuck where you eat. Rule two: Set expectations early and stick to them. And, most importantly, rule three: No promises, no commitments.

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    So, maybe Halbrand isn’t as good at following rules as he once was.
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    Halbrand and Galadriel agree to keep their relationship casual. That is, until an office Christmas party and an old flame put that to the test.

    The holiday-themed sequel to lend me some sugar (I am your neighbor)

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 75

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    Halbrand & Galadriel bond on the way back to Middle-earth, featuring: "Don't start...", cheeky hair pulling, knife to the throat, and gross and debauched misuse of Quenya. Its 2k wholesome bonding, and 4.5k PWP.

    Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

    My own special contribution to the Gifts of the Valar Gift Exchange from our Haladriel Discord.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    She found him in a forgotten castle tucked within the foothills of the Misty Mountains. Such relics had a way of marking the passage of time that evaded beings like them. Mossy stone and crumbling pillars gave form to the weariness that gripped her bones. The cracks that painted marble floors matched the lines in her palms and the fissures in her chest that spread when he left her.

    “Oh, no,” He drawled, “You’ve caught me.”

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “You are frowning.”

    His lids drooped as Galadriel reached up to brush her thumb along the crease between his brows. Halbrand didn’t remember her coming over, but now she stood between his legs, mist at her hairline and yet smelling only of sweet blooms and fresh grass. The scent of the Valar. A taste of home.

    “I am drunk,” he announced.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    There was a time when, with his speech, he could do and undo things as he pleased. He could cast his eyes onto whatever he liked—always the beholder, never held. He could fashion anything with only his mind and make it true, and terrible.

    Or: Galadriel and Halbrand in Eregion.

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    26 Jun 2026