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Shikamaru was a genius except when it came to Temari. Then he was a moron.
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27 Mar 2026
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If Temari didn’t know better, she’d question whether Mirai was actually Shikamaru’s daughter.
[Spoiler alert: she’s not.]
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27 Mar 2026
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Temari worries Shikamaru won’t wake up when their baby cries in the middle of the night. Shikadai proves that her fears are completely unnecessary.
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10 Mar 2026
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When Temari comes to Konoha for ambassadorial duties, she ends up sharing drinks with the Konoha crowd. A tipsy conversation leads Shikamaru to finally ask about her Infinite Tsukuyomi dream. Her answer isn't what he expected—and definitely not what he hoped for.
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08 Mar 2026
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“God,” Temari muttered. “You Leaf boys are emotionally stunted.”
Shikamaru looked up again, chopsticks hovering. “Me?”
“Her too. All of you. You act like it’s a personality trait.”
He smirked faintly. “You want me to trip you, is that it?”
She rolled her eyes. “Not if you want to keep your kneecaps.”
He shrugged. “Then stop complaining.”
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08 Mar 2026