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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Hermione Granger hates Quidditch almost as much as she hates flying in general. So when her best friend convinces her to go to a party full of quidditch players and groupies she is less than thrilled.
    When said friend ditches her to sneak off with her girlfriend she is livid, that is until a chance encounter threatens to change everything.
    By the end of the night she might just change her mind about those things she hates.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    What if Sirius Black realised that Harry Potter had an unhappy home life when he escaped from Hogwarts?

    What if Sirius took steps to help him rather than disappear into hiding?

    What if there were adults who were responsible enough to properly look after Harry rather than leave the weight of the wizarding world on his shoulders?

    And what is the power the Dark Lord knows not?

    An AU starting from the end of Harry’s third year at Hogwarts.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    The one where Hermione needs Harry to be safe.

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    Harry. Harry wasn’t safe.

    Harry needed to be somewhere safe this summer. He had watched Cedric die. Watched Voldemort return. Been tortured. Seen his dead parent return while he duelled the man who murdered his parents. All during a tournament he was forced into and consequently vilified for by his peers and Britain’s wizarding world.

    Harry needed to be somewhere where he could be sad and angry and scared and not alone and safe.

    Where was safer than Hogwarts?

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    Formerly titled What Would Hermione Do?

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    07 Jun 2026

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    In the sterile, cookie-cutter world of Privet Drive, Harry Potter is a "freak" whose only refuge is the dirt beneath his fingernails.

    While his relatives, the Dursleys, view his forced gardening as a menial chore, Harry finds a rare, rhythmic peace in the soil. This quiet obsession leads him to the school library, where he bypasses children’s stories for heavy tomes on Botany, Eastern Medicine, and Toxicology. He begins to see the world not as a suburban wasteland, but as a vast, living pharmacy of potential cures and lethal secrets.

    Or where Harry learns to harness and develop his potential earlier, with the assistance of an old lady who has just moved into the peaceful neighborhood of Privet Drive.

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    28 May 2026

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    Drunk Ben is devastated to learn that the most beautiful woman he’s ever met already has a husband.

    He forgets that it’s him.

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    20 May 2026