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Tech heiress and billionaire Rio Vidal agrees to a profile by up and coming journalist Agatha Harkness.
What starts as a quick interview over coffee becomes a years’ long relationship that goes beyond the words on the page.
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08 Jun 2026
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“I just don’t understand where it’s coming from.”
“You know where it’s coming from,” Agatha muttered.
Rio scoffed. “Because I won’t let you fuck me? It’s not my fault I have a girlfriend.”
“Yes, it is!” Agatha shouted. “Why the fuck do you have a girlfriend?”
Rio couldn’t count on her fingers how many times they’d had this argument.
“Because I’m in love with-”
“No, you’re not,” Agatha cut in. “You know you’re not.”
OR: Agatha inviting her friends to stay on her estate the summer before they graduate from Oxford is a good idea...right? Who cares if her best friend Rio brought her girlfriend with her? Who cares if you both know she'd rather be with you...?
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08 Jun 2026
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“We got engaged?”
Rio looks at her, puzzled. Her eyes dart back and forth between Agatha’s.
“You remember?” Rio asks carefully.
Holy shit. She’s engaged to Rio.
She’s engaged to Rio.
Her heart feels like it’s about to give out and that burning in her ribs feels like fire.
When did this happen?
“Not really but I guess it makes sense.” She’s barely able to hear the words leave her mouth over the beating of her own heart.
“So you remember Wanda?” Rio asks dejectedly. Agatha frowns, confused all over again.
“Wanda?” She repeats. “Who’s Wanda?”
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Agatha wakes up in hospital with amnesia after a car accident and immediately jumps to the very logical but extremely wrong conclusion about her best friend. As she tries to piece together her life with memories of Rio and no one else, she’s forced to ask herself an important question:
Why did she agree to marry the wrong person?
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08 Jun 2026
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Rio comes to collect on Agatha's soul. Together, they must walk a different Road. One that forces Agatha to confront, and possibly remember, who she really is.
Or, basically my attempt at filling in the gaps for a lot of the questions the show left open. What were Agatha and Rio like in the beginning? How did they conceive Nicholas? What did Evanora mean when she said Agatha was born evil? What did Rio mean when she said 'no one has had more chances than you'? Can Agatha and Rio actually find a way to love each other without the toxicity?
Plus little smut segments between the plot to ease the ache the angst leaves behind.
Bookmarked by splendidlyselfishcharminglyhelpless
07 Jun 2026
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when there's nothing between your skin and my hands by the_gay_possum
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Agnes O'Connor is Wanda's hoot of a neighbour. Agatha Harkness wants to steal the Scarlet Witch's power. Rio Vidal just wants to spend time with Agatha, no matter what she's calling herself
‘You see, there’s no room for you in this little narrative,’ she purred. ‘Agnes, she has a husband. It’s the fifties, sweetheart, I can’t be swanning about with my lesbian lover. What would the neighbours think?’ She dropped her jaw, feigning shock.
‘What’s his name?’
‘I told Wanda that his name was Ralph.’
Rio nodded. ‘I can handle that.’
Agatha arched a brow. She stepped even closer into Rio’s space.
‘Oh, you want to be Ralph? Hmm? You want to play house and tie me down in some other woman’s fantasy?’Agatha Harkness arrives in Westview looking to cause chaos and steal Wanda’s power. Her plans are changed when Rio joins her and they decide to put aside their differences in the name of fucking with Wanda and fucking each other. Always a performer at heart however, they can't begin until Agatha is sure they both know their new characters inside and out.
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03 Jun 2026